Heaving Bosoms

Come into our bosoms!!

- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.

- Automatic entries in ALL Patreon giveaways!!

- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).  

- You get a surprise gift from us (1 per year). 

- Attend virtual Author Hangs LIVE

- Attend virtual Watch Parties LIVE

- AND you get a self-love care package from us (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months)!   

Make sure to include your mailing address :) 

Come into our bosoms!!

- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.

- Automatic entries in ALL Patreon giveaways!!

- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).  

- You get a surprise gift from us (1 per year). 

- Attend virtual Author Hangs LIVE

- Attend virtual Watch Parties LIVE

- AND you get a self-love care package from us (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months)!   

Make sure to include your mailing address :) 

Honorary Host!!!

- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.

- You are automatically entered in all Patreon giveaways!!

- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).

- You get a surprise gift from us! Could be a book, tote, mug, or anything else that pops into our heads. OH THE POSSIBILITIES! (1 per year).

- You get a self-love gift basket from us! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)

- Mel will host a virtual Author Hang with you every other month.

- Attend virtual Watch Parties LIVE!

- AND BE A GUEST HOST! That's right, record an episode with Mel! You can select a movie to recap with me or, if you select a book, you can recap the plot to me and I'll interject with tangents, commentary, etc. This episode will be published on Patreon and (with consent of all parties) eligible for release on the main feed as well! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)

Honorary Host!!!

- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.

- You are automatically entered in all Patreon giveaways!!

- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).

- You get a surprise gift from us! Could be a book, tote, mug, or anything else that pops into our heads. OH THE POSSIBILITIES! (1 per year).

- You get a self-love gift basket from us! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)

- Mel will host a virtual Author Hang with you every other month.

- Attend virtual Watch Parties LIVE!

- AND BE A GUEST HOST! That's right, record an episode with Mel! You can select a movie to recap with me or, if you select a book, you can recap the plot to me and I'll interject with tangents, commentary, etc. This episode will be published on Patreon and (with consent of all parties) eligible for release on the main feed as well! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)