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Published on:

1st Jan 2024

Ep. 311 - Grand Theft NYE by Katrina Jackson

Happy New Year HBs!!!!!!!!!! Mel and Sabrina are ushering in 2024 by recapping Grand Theft NYE by Katrina Jackson! It's horny in here! AND THERE'S A HEIST! Y'all know how much Mel loves a caper. Cleo is here to make an entrance and then a hasty exit... with Mr. Shimizu's heart.

Bonus Content: 2nd grade humor, Jessica Hare, getting jokes live on the podcast, Ana Huang's Twisted series, a high speed finger bang, honey badgers, the brand new taste sensation "Squelchers," and so much more!

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Transcript
Mel:

We're Just,

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hot dummies.

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Sabrina: Mal, between the two of us,

we make one well informed reader.

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Mel: That's true.

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That's part of our charm.

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Sabrina: Mm hmm.

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Mel: okay, wait, can I tell

you a story really quick?

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Sabrina: Absolutely.

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Mel: So as I was getting ready for,

episode to come record, Michael was

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like, don't worry about bedtime.

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I'll do all of bedtime.

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, just go to your recording.

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And I was like, Oh, that's so wonderful.

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So I'm like getting my, snacks

and my drinks and stuff.

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And from upstairs I

hear Ember go, Hey dad.

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Uh, how do you spell I cup?

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And Michael's like, what?

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He's like, how do you

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Sabrina: Shut up.

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That's still a thing?

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Mel: Apparently,

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Sabrina: Wow!

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Wow,

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Mel: in the second grade

comedy circles, you know?

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Sabrina: that makes me feel ancient.

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Oh!

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Mel: so cute because Michael

was like, hold on a second.

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I know what that is.

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And then just like hearing them all crack

up upstairs and having him explain it

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to Valor, because she can't spell yet.

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Yeah.

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So we're here to recap this.

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I mean, incredible Katrina Jackson

book, Grand Theft New Year's Eve.

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But first, we have to shout out a bunch

of people that have joined the Patreon.

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They are now our

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patrons.

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Hello!

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We are super, super thankful for you.

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So, hello there, Sarah and Cass, Taylor

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Sabrina: Elise S and Maria

M, Jessica P S and Alice L,

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Mel: And then wink in the gun.

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I'm not, I, I'm not going to do

initials cause that's just awesome.

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Wink in the gun.

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go ahead.

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Sabrina: Faith, uh, Colleen M.

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Alright,

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Mel: Kalyandra H and Sarah.

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Oh wait, no.

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I put Sarah both.

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Sarah and Cass are in there again.

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Sabrina: Sarah and Cass, you

get double hellos, apparently.

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Mel: you go.

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I don't know how that happened.

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oh my gosh.

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Thank you so much for

being part of the Patreon.

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We're

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Sabrina: We hope that you

like the unhinged shit that

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you've been getting lately.

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Mel: Oh my god, yeah, and we hope that

you like the sheer volume of content

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that we have been putting on the Patreon.

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Because apparently Sabrina and

I as a team can't be stopped.

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Anyway, okay, now

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Sabrina: No, actually,

Mel, I can be stopped.

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Mel: How

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Sabrina: I'm reading, I'm reading a

book, like, every third day right now.

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Mel: Are you?

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Sabrina: hmm.

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I'm not

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gonna call it a slump, but I

don't know what to read next.

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And so, I, like, okay, hang

on, , I say every third day.

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I have read three and a half V.

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K.

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Ludwig books since Friday.

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Mel: Ooh!

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Yeah?

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Sabrina: That's like significantly

faster than every third day, but

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it feels like it to me because

I'm having to think about it.

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I'm like, do I want to read the next

book in this series right now, or do

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I want to hop on to something else?

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Cause like,

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Mel: Oh my

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Sabrina: to be clear though, Eloise of

James was my 365th book of this year.

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Mel: That's awesome!

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Yeah!

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I've been in a twisted

hole, for the past few days.

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I've been reading the entire

Twisted series by, Anna Hwang.

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So, and

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Sabrina: I've been seeing on

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social media all over the place?

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Mel: Yeah, yeah, yeah, , I had

already read, Twisted Love, which

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was the first book, and then

since then, I found, it on Hoopla.

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All the audio is on Hoopla,

and so I've just been devouring

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Sabrina: be

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stopped.

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Is

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this, like, same couple multi book or is

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this interconnected standalone?

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Mel: these are interconnected friends,

it's four friends who then start

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banging, you know, people around town

and like one of them's a Royal right

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now I'm reading the Royal bodyguard one.

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It's listen, it's fun times

and it's also kind of a feat.

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Oh shit.

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This is going to be my lady love.

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Ah, it's also kind of a feat

because I don't really like

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alphas as everybody knows.

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But, for some reason, Anna

Huang's alphas work for me.

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Okay, but, but, we have to

talk about another alpha.

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Who's like, he's like

alpha light, you know?

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Don't you think?

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Don't you think he's alpha light?

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Kinda?

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Sabrina: I'll be honest.

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I really struggle putting Robert in a box.

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Mel: Yeah, right?

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Yeah, Mr.

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Shimizu cannot be boxed.

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Okay?

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Sabrina: He's also A horny bastard.

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Both of the

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Mel: Oh my

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Sabrina: frankly, in

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this book.

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Melody, this book is

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so horny.

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Mel: book, listen, this is

a Katrina Jackson joint.

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And that is what you get.

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And it is fantastic.

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Yeah.

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So we're here to recap this.

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I mean, incredible Katrina Jackson

book, Grand Theft New Year's Eve.

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Sabrina: Mm

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Mel: right?

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Grand Theft New Year?

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Eve?

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Sabrina: Okay, listener.

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So, Mel and I picked this book.

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This was not a five star, but we

did it for New Year's Eve, right?

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It's our New

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Mel: Yeah.

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Sabrina: we didn't really know

what we were walking into.

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I also suddenly realized I thought

I had read a lot of Katrina Jackson.

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apparently I've not because I

was not prepared for how fucking

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horny from git this book was.

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Mel: Oh, yeah.

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That's one of the things I love

about Katrina Jackson books.

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It's a great brand.

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I'll tell you that much.

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Yeah.

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And actually, so I thought that this was

part of the Spies Who Loved Her series

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because I've read, I think, most of those.

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And I think I've actually talked

about them on Patreon too.

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but it's like in the

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Sabrina: This is definitely some

kind of a spinoff novella, though,

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based on that.

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Or not novella, but like,

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Mel: The epilogue.

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Sabrina: Yeah, based on The epilogue.

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It's

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definitely based on something,

because like, in the

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Mel: It's definitely the same universe.

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Yeah,

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Sabrina: were talking about like,

these three characters, like I had

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any idea who the fuck they were.

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And you wanna know what, Mel?

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My

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Mel: gotta read the whole thing.

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Sabrina: dinky little brain.

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Mel: You gotta do it.

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You have to.

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This is how this works.

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And this is one of, I mean,

Katie, Katie says it all the time.

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One of the best things she ever did

was like make her universe start, you

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know, eating its own tail or whatever.

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Sabrina: Mm hmm.

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Mel: Put all of your books

in the same universe,

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Sabrina: Well, that's kind of, that's what

I'm looking for right now, and I think

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that's why I'm not finding exact, like,

I'm not finding something that scratches

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the itch that has me like, going down a

rabbit hole right now, is I want something

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where it's like, I want multiple serieses,

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that are all inside of the

same universe, and they're not

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directly, like, actively

influencing each other, but,

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Mel: Right, right, right.

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Sabrina: they kind of

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Mel: But they might play.

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Well, so, the two, the three people

we meet in the epilogue are from Pink

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Slip, and it is married spies who then,

like, finally give in to their shared

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love of their assistant.

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Yeah.

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Oh, it's hot!

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Sabrina: Oh

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god, but like I'm just not in

the mood for a Contemporary

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Mel: I know.

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I will say my favorite of the Spies

Who Loved Her series is Private

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Eye because that is a spy and a

cam girl that he like can't stop.

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Sabrina: fucking rabbit hole

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Mel: Yeah!

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Oh my god, it's so good!

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It's one of my favorite things

in the whole wide world.

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And a lot of her couples end up being,

well, maybe not a lot, but Enough of

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her couples that I remember it end up

being, , black women and Asian men,

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just like this one today, because

we've got Robert Shimizu and Cleo

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Wright, or just Cleo, as she says

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Sabrina: just

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Cleo Mm

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hmm.

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Mel: and he's like, okay, just Cleo.

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Absolutely.

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And she is the head of a theft ring.

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She thieves stuff.

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All of all the, all over the place.

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Interpol has called their

group an international

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menace , which I really loved.

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So the book starts off in May.

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Sabrina: She's also the

hottest motherfucker Like,

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Mel: I mean, I,

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she's got charisma for days and

apparently a pussy that's a black hole.

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Sabrina: oh my god, it just

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Mel: You know, you get sucked

in and you can't get out.

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Sabrina: so she,

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Mel: You want her for

the rest of your life.

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Sabrina: Cleo rolls up into this

like big fancy event in like

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May or whatever, like May or

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Mel: It's a Kentucky Derby event.

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Oh,

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Sabrina: whenever that happens,

and she is essentially, she

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already knows who her target is.

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But she's, like, creeping

on all the people.

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She's like, maybe I'll hit them next year.

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Maybe I'll do a heist next year on

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those people.

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Love, love a man with more, more

sense than se or, yeah, more

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sense than sense or whatever.

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Like,

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she makes some sort of punny thing.

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Mel: Yeah.

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C E N T S

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Sabrina: she is described as a

5 foot 10 inch thick bitch with

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a size 11 shoe and an ass that

made grown adults mouths water.

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Fitting in would be a tragedy.

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When she looked this good.

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And I was like, wow, I

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Mel: Golly.

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I

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Sabrina: mm, yeah, this

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Mel: am here for it.

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I'll tell you that much.

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Sabrina: the, the queer in me

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in this book was like, mm, yeah,

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Mel: All of my, all of,

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Sabrina: hmm.

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Mel: on high alert.

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Absolutely.

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And she's got a different wig in

like a different color for every job.

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And this one I think is

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Sabrina: And nobody

recognizes her because of

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it in any of her shit.

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Mel: I just saw, the funniest,

, reel or TikTok or something.

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And it's a couple who,

, create content together.

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She's a black woman.

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He's a white man.

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And it was a, it was a, a reel

that was like, You know, my wife,

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when my wife changes up her hair or

something like that, and she'll like

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walk into the kitchen, you get her

and then you'll see him go, blah,

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like it's a totally different human.

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And it's just that shot

over and over again.

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Every time she gets a new weave,

it's incredible or wig is so

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Sabrina: I love that

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Mel: I know it was

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Sabrina: It's also true.

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I am sitting here.

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I am sitting here being like

all she does is change her.

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No No, I look at like myself

with old haircuts even or

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like a wig on and I'm like,

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who's that?

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Mel: Yeah, absolutely.

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Sabrina: Are

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Mel: So anyway.

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They're sort of Robin Hood y, not really,

they don't give to charity or anything,

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but they only, they only go for, like,

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Sabrina: They only steal from the

rich, but, like, in the book, it

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is stated that, like, it's not like

we're doing Robin Hood shit, right?

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Like, this is for us,

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Mel: Yes.

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No, you're, oh, you're, no, yeah,

yeah, it is for them, I just

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mean more, like, they're, they're

only going after, yeah, they're

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eating the rich.

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Sabrina: rich.

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yeah, like, they're, well, so, like,

they're at this thing specifically to

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get on this guy named Frank Pugh III.

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Mel: God.

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Sabrina: he, P U H H, am I right?

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Mel: I see what you did there,

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Sabrina: mhm, mhm, mhm.

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well, Mel, I'm not proud of this.

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Mel: oh.

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I

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Sabrina: Do you know how long it took

me to understand the Jessica hair joke?

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Oh,

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Mel: didn't understand it

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until you just said it out loud!

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As a as a

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Sabrina: Usually you pi You're the one

who referred What's Her Butt from CC as

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Mel: Jessica Rapp, I

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didn't even think about

No, cause you know what?

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I was I was having to motor through

this thing before I did school pickup.

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And so I was like, that's

gotta be funny for some reason.

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Don't think about it, keep going!

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you said it out loud just now, it clicked.

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Ha ha

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Sabrina: It took me forever to

figure it out because they made a

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big deal about it in the book, right?

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And I was like

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Mel: But they also only mentioned

that her wig is bright red like once.

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And it's easy to miss.

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Sabrina: Uh.

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Mel: why she's Jessica Hare.

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Because she's got a bright wig on.

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Bright red wig.

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Which makes her a Jessica Rabbit.

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Just like Bryce Quinlan.

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Sabrina: Huh.

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Okay.

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I did finally understand

the Jessica Rabbit thing.

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Um, I did completely miss

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that she's

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Mel: when we're hot dummies.

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Sabrina: Mm hmm.

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Mel: Just, we're Just,

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hot dummies.

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Sabrina: Mal, between the two of us,

we make one well informed reader.

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Mel: That's true.

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That's part of our charm.

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Sabrina: Mm hmm.

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I think one of my favorite things is

when we realize things live on pod.

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When, like,

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we can, when we can see the dawning

light in the other person's eyes

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as we're, like, saying this thing

that we just, we're like, well, duh,

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and then the other

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Mel: So

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Sabrina: Interessante.

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Mel: anyway, she's going straight

for this poker table in the back

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because that's where Frank Pugh is

and she has to like Sidle up to him

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close enough that her like device

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can do a copy paste on

His credit cards and

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Sabrina: stuff?

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You ready for a confession?

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Mel: Yeah, tell me everything.

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Sabrina: It's another, oh, actually

I have a thing to let you know.

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And also a confession.

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Mel: Uh oh.

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Sabrina: I don't, I don't

understand how RFID stuff works.

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I really don't.

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People are like, that you can just steal,

they can steal your information and I'm

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like, well, I guess I'm taking that risk.

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Mel: No, totally, I don't,

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uh.

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I don't have one of those blocker

wallets, I'll tell you that much.

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Sabrina: I don't either.

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So, like, the only thing

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that is blockery is a, one purse

that I have and it's specifically

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my traveling purse and it's cause,

I don't want my, but to be clear, my

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wallet doesn't go in that, it goes

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Mel: No!

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No!

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Stop it!

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You

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Sabrina: So, hmm, yeah, mm hmm.

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But,

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Mel: we'll rethink that next trip.

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Sabrina: we got another

Money laundering email.

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Mel: no, we did.

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Okay.

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Well, stay tuned listener.

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I might understand it by the next episode.

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You hear, I might

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understand money laundering.

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Sabrina: while I was reading the

email, I was thinking to myself,

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Mel might understand this one.

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Mel: Well, hot.

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Incredible.

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Okay.

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Sabrina: not, not to make any

slates against your intelligence.

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because I

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do think that you're a very

intelligent person, right?

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I

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Mel: In some

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ways.

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Sure.

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Sabrina: understanding money

laundering is your white whale.

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and it needs to be the biggest

whale, like an unavoidable

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whale.

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It needs to be, like this can't

be you looking at it going,

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is that actually a dolphin?

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No, like this is,

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Mel: that needs to be a planet sized whale

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Sabrina: yeah.

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And I think, I don't know that I

would call this planet sized, but it's

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definitely like asteroid sized, right?

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Like large asteroid sized, like I

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think, I think you might get it.

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I think you might get it.

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Mel: Hell yeah.

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Do you think that Jessica Herr

understands money laundering?

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totally

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Sabrina: think Jessica hair.

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Mel: She understands

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Sabrina: a, is a hot smarty,

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Mel: She is!

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Sabrina: Like,

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we, we, we, cannot compare.

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We cannot

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compare

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with

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Mel: I'm down!

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Sabrina: mm,

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any hoodles.

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Mel: So, as she like, you

know, gets up on this guy.

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Sitting on the, the arm of his

chair and he's like, Hey sweetie,

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what do you think about my cards?

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And then he starts like fighting

with another dude at the table.

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She looks across the way at

this, just tall drink of water.

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Oh,

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he's hot.

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And he's got some, like, salt

and pepper in his hair, I think.

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And his hair is, like, just

past his shoulders, which was

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very important to me, Melody.

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And he was the only one at the table that

had, like, a real serious poker face.

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And he was paying,

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Sabrina: fact I know for a fact

that I have the description

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of him highlighted, so I was

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looking for it.

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to read it.

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I did, in fact, instead of finding that

one, did come across the highlight that

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says everything about how she looks,

including her fire engined red wig.

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did, I did, definitely read

it because it is highlighted.

441

:

Mel: Yeah.

442

:

Okay, but find his,

443

:

find his,

444

:

Sabrina: There was something intriguing

about a man so in control of himself

445

:

that she couldn't fully distract him.

446

:

She didn't like it, but she

did find it interesting.

447

:

The tall Asian man's long hair reached

just past his shoulders and the faint

448

:

shadow of his beard made him look slightly

disheveled and maybe even a bit dangerous.

449

:

Cliché on top of clichés, but Cleo?

450

:

was into the look.

451

:

A

452

:

Mel: Oh, yeah.

453

:

Sabrina: Me too,

454

:

Mel: Yeah, Cleo, we're

455

:

with you.

456

:

Sabrina: but it was his long thick

fingers that made her do something

457

:

she never did while working.

458

:

She momentarily lost

459

:

focus.

460

:

One minute, she was casing the

poker table, and the next minute,

461

:

she was running her teeth along

her bottom lip, imagining the man's

462

:

fingers playing with the strip of

her thong between her asscheeks.

463

:

She looked up, and her

eyes clashed with his.

464

:

His face was even better full on.

465

:

Sharp nose, intense dark eyes,

and a calm that made her shiver.

466

:

Okay,

467

:

y'all.

468

:

Okay, reading this book, though, like, Mr.

469

:

Shimizu?

470

:

Like, I would be so intimidated

by a man who kept his calm

471

:

as well as this guy does.

472

:

Like, this dude is, like, we'll

get to it in the car on the way

473

:

home from this evening, but,

474

:

like, I was reading it and I

was like, I am very horny for

475

:

this, but also, I'd be so fucking

intimidated by this cool as glass

476

:

Mel: huh.

477

:

Sabrina: who's just,

478

:

like,

479

:

Interesting.

480

:

I love that.

481

:

Can I get, like, a little

bit of, like, excitement?

482

:

Do you actually like this?

483

:

I need reassurance!

484

:

Okay?

485

:

Mel: do you look at people's hands?

486

:

Sabrina: Yes.

487

:

That's the first thing I

488

:

Mel: Yeah, I'm a hand person.

489

:

I look at people's hands and I see

490

:

what's going

491

:

Sabrina: teeth.

492

:

Mel: Okay.

493

:

Okay.

494

:

Sabrina: Because I was teased mercilessly

about my teeth growing up, and so

495

:

Now it's, yeah,

496

:

so now I notice.

497

:

And the worst thing is that, like, I

don't have a problem with teeth, right?

498

:

Like,

499

:

unless you're clearly unhygienic, in which

case, like, it's your mouth, that's fine.

500

:

I just don't want it on my mouth.

501

:

but, like, I don't have

a problem with teeth.

502

:

I just

503

:

immediately notice them.

504

:

And

505

:

then, like, I do notice hands.

506

:

And I'm like, Mm, that's a nice

507

:

Mel: I look at everyone's hands

Yeah, and I I know a good hand when

508

:

I see one and I feel like Cleo's the

509

:

Sabrina: And to be clear, you might

not guess that that's a good hand.

510

:

But if you've

511

:

had good experiences with a hand

that looks like that, then you're

512

:

like, Mm, that's a good

513

:

hand.

514

:

And people

515

:

are like, Are you serious?

516

:

It's not even that nice of a hand.

517

:

You're like, Mm, yeah, it is.

518

:

Mel: No, you know, you

519

:

Sabrina: real nice hand.

520

:

Mel: You don't know what that hand

521

:

is

522

:

Sabrina: mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm, if they

put in even a schmidge, a schmidgen of

523

:

work, that's a good hand, my friend.

524

:

Mel: yeah,

525

:

Sabrina: Oh my god, actually, let me

tell you real quick, I occasionally

526

:

go through phases where I'm, you

know, like, swiping through the dating

527

:

apps and, like, kind of creeping.

528

:

The other day, this person had no

profile, like, no profile information.

529

:

It was just pictures.

530

:

I did fully swipe right on this

person because they had nice hands.

531

:

I was like, fuck.

532

:

Mel: Let

533

:

Sabrina: don't even, like, it's

not even forearm porn, but, like,

534

:

just the hands were so nice.

535

:

And, like, if they match with me, I

might unmatch them because I do not like

536

:

it when there's no profile description.

537

:

Like, put in a, put in

a little bit of effort.

538

:

I wanna, like, I don't know, give

me something to go off of, man.

539

:

Mel: Yeah, absolutely.

540

:

Sabrina: gender

541

:

neutral man,

542

:

Mel: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

543

:

I was gonna say

544

:

lowercase m man,

545

:

but that's

546

:

also

547

:

Sabrina: gender neutral bru.

548

:

The fucking SoCal is c real commit

commit coming out real hard right now.

549

:

Mel: For what?

550

:

Sabrina: bru and man,

551

:

like, dude, I am

552

:

this close from ODing.

553

:

Like, I'm sorry.

554

:

I, um, I try,

555

:

Mel: Those have been gender

neutral for me forever.

556

:

I've always called ladies like

557

:

bro.

558

:

Sabrina: I grew

559

:

up,

560

:

with surfers

561

:

Mel: Yeah,

562

:

Sabrina: dude.

563

:

Mel: that's certainly part of it.

564

:

Sabrina: Anyway,

565

:

Mel: she scoops this guy's info

with her fun gadget, and then

566

:

she's like, My job here is done.

567

:

And on her crew, there's like,

there's like a bunch of different

568

:

people, including her sister.

569

:

And her little sister is

out being a cater waiter.

570

:

Sabrina: apparently Alex gets a book.

571

:

Mel: yeah, I'm stoked about that.

572

:

I'm

573

:

stoked to

574

:

see an Alex book.

575

:

And it seems like she ends

up in at least a thruple.

576

:

Sabrina: Yeah.

577

:

Mel: a more than that.

578

:

Very excited about it.

579

:

Anyway, so, as she is leaving the whole

plan, Is that she does the start of

580

:

it, and then when the security company

and all of like the art or whatever

581

:

is in like an exhibit that's like a

pop up exhibit in this guy's house,

582

:

as soon as all of them leave, the crew

583

:

is going to steal

584

:

from the

585

:

actual

586

:

man.

587

:

Loved this.

588

:

Sabrina: Can I say that I

589

:

was shocked?

590

:

I was shocked by who

Robert was when we find

591

:

Mel: Oh, yeah.

592

:

I mean, so was Cleo.

593

:

Yeah.

594

:

Sabrina: I'm not saying that Cleo and I

are on the same level because, frankly,

595

:

we're not.

596

:

mm mm.

597

:

No, I don't think I'm even in the

same, like, stratosphere, right?

598

:

Mel: Yeah.

599

:

Sabrina: I will say I did feel

pretty good about myself that she

600

:

also didn't have any idea who this

601

:

Mel: Oh, okay.

602

:

Okay.

603

:

There we go.

604

:

Yeah.

605

:

You felt some camaraderie

606

:

Sabrina: Yeah, just gonna

607

:

Mel: out of nowhere for you?

608

:

Sabrina: put a, put a little pat.

609

:

Yeah, cause like, to be

clear, I'm not as cool.

610

:

I'm not as sexy.

611

:

I'm not as well spoken.

612

:

I'm not as intelligent.

613

:

I'm not as

614

:

Mel: not as

615

:

smart.

616

:

I know.

617

:

Sabrina: Like,

618

:

Mel: know.

619

:

Sabrina: clear.

620

:

Mel: And I don't have, I don't have

people who I have committed crimes against

621

:

being like, but I will still marry her.

622

:

Would don't arrest her.

623

:

Would like to talk her into marrying me.

624

:

Nobody says that about me.

625

:

Geez!

626

:

Sabrina: Yeah, I think, I think, uh, yeah.

627

:

Mm hmm.

628

:

I, don't think I'd get away with it long

enough for them to fall for me, you know?

629

:

Like, they wouldn't get the chance

to fall for me and be like, I want

630

:

to marry that one, because they'd

immediately be like, That's a criminal.

631

:

Like, they would, they would immediately

632

:

catch

633

:

Mel: as slick, you're

not as cool, you're not

634

:

Sabrina: like,

635

:

Mel: I'm just doing ham fisted

crimes all over the place.

636

:

They're

637

:

Sabrina: like,

638

:

I would,

639

:

to be clear, I would try.

640

:

I need, like, I need a very

specific role on the team and

641

:

Cleo's role is not my role.

642

:

The same way as What's Her Butt from

the One Mafia book, what, thing?

643

:

That's not my role either.

644

:

I'm not a cash cow.

645

:

Nope.

646

:

A golden nugget.

647

:

Nope.

648

:

I don't know what that was.

649

:

Mel: Oh, from the player!

650

:

From

651

:

the player by Cressley Cole.

652

:

Isn't that a a beaver of some sort?

653

:

Is it a beaver?

654

:

Sabrina: Uh, uh, a, uh, f, th, uh, uhm,

655

:

Mel: pot?

656

:

A honey trap?

657

:

A honey badger.

658

:

She's a badger.

659

:

Sabrina: uh, it's a

660

:

Mel: not a beaver

661

:

Sabrina: but it's a

662

:

Mel: She's a honey pot that turns into

663

:

a

664

:

badger, which I think is

665

:

Sabrina: hmm.

666

:

Mel: So I think it's a honey badger.

667

:

Sabrina: She is a honey badger, but

668

:

like, that's not what the con is.

669

:

The con I think you're right with like,

670

:

honey trap.

671

:

No, the con

672

:

artist is the badger.

673

:

right?

674

:

Mel: the badger, yes.

675

:

Yeah.

676

:

Sabrina: But the con itself is

like, called like, a honeypot

677

:

or a honey trap or something.

678

:

I Keep an eye out,

679

:

friends.

680

:

Get ready, HBs,

681

:

Mel: wait.

682

:

till the Heaving Bosoms team

starts badgering everyone, okay?

683

:

Sabrina: I feel like we would do that

already, just not in this context, right?

684

:

anyway,

685

:

Mel: so then she leaves because she's done

and she can't bring any more attention to

686

:

herself and she can't be seen like, you

know, with any associates or anything.

687

:

So as she's waiting for her car out in

front by the valet, she, she shivers.

688

:

She does a big shiver

in her beautiful dress.

689

:

And behind her, she hears a low voice

say, would you like to borrow my jacket?

690

:

And the guy from the

691

:

poker table.

692

:

Sabrina: her outside!

693

:

Mel: He had to.

694

:

He had to.

695

:

She's just

696

:

Sabrina: He did!

697

:

From her from his point of view,

when it's his point of view,

698

:

he's like, I had to follow her.

699

:

I had

700

:

to

701

:

Mel: Yeah.

702

:

Sabrina: her.

703

:

Mel: Mm hmm.

704

:

And then, so, he gets his car,

and turns out she's a, she's

705

:

a person who knows about cars.

706

:

And apparently, it is a pristine, vintage

Greg, Jaguar, E type, Series 1 Roadster.

707

:

Is what it is.

708

:

None of that means anything to me.

709

:

But apparently it's hot.

710

:

And a convertible.

711

:

So then, this is adorable.

712

:

Because his move is to be like,

Do you wanna warm up in my car?

713

:

Meanwhile, the top is down on that bitch.

714

:

So, it's just open air.

715

:

It's exactly like standing outside.

716

:

But it seems like he's being gentlemanly.

717

:

And

718

:

Sabrina: So she says to him,

though, so you like speed, and he's

719

:

like, I like to live life to the fullest.

720

:

Sometimes that

721

:

means I like to go fast.

722

:

And she's like, getting a little horny.

723

:

We can

724

:

feel his erection.

725

:

And by we, I mean Cleo, because she's

the only one lucky enough for this.

726

:

And

727

:

he's like, and sometimes

that means I like to go slow.

728

:

And she's like, I don't like slow.

729

:

And he says, I didn't

730

:

think you would come

731

:

Mel: yeah,

732

:

Sabrina: with me.

733

:

Mel: I cannot,

734

:

Sabrina: That would

735

:

Mel: I cannot,

736

:

oh my god, I would, yes, absolutely,

I, I would probably like stumble over

737

:

my words, but I would also stumble

over that car, tell you that much.

738

:

Sabrina: And

739

:

Mel: One of the things she

says about him is, The way he

740

:

carried himself said it all.

741

:

His money was longer than his dick.

742

:

She could feel it in her bones.

743

:

Sabrina: mm hmm,

744

:

Mel: Which is one of the funniest things,

the funniest ways to describe like big

745

:

dick energy, plus having lots of money.

746

:

Yeah.

747

:

Sabrina: holy crap, this hottie

with a disheveled suit and diamond

748

:

cufflinks, like, do I want to

rob him or do I want to fuck him?

749

:

Like, I don't have a plan for

750

:

him, like,

751

:

Mel: it's teetering way more toward

752

:

Sabrina: cause usually she's like, I'll

steal the fuck out of this dude's life,

753

:

and she's like, hmm, well,

listen to my pussy today.

754

:

Mel: And then she says, take me for a

ride, she whispered against his lips.

755

:

Oh my gosh.

756

:

So

757

:

then this is one of my

758

:

other, yeah, really funny things.

759

:

it says Cleo had been in plenty of

expensive fast cars with rich men.

760

:

And then, she says, he would

be just a rich man child

761

:

with a shiny, costly new toy.

762

:

Been there, stole that.

763

:

And the voice in this

book is just so good.

764

:

So then, Yeah, he's, he's

like, touch yourself, right?

765

:

Sabrina: No!

766

:

So, first, we learn his name.

767

:

And, right, and he, he,

she's like, what's your name?

768

:

And he says, Robert.

769

:

And she's like,

770

:

That's just

771

:

Mel: It's

772

:

Sabrina: hmm,

773

:

regular.

774

:

Mel: so common.

775

:

Yeah.

776

:

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

777

:

Mel: So

778

:

Sabrina: And then, he's like,

Well, then he's like, who are you?

779

:

And

780

:

she's like, Cleo.

781

:

Just Cleo.

782

:

Because she

783

:

does debate giving him her

alias or her actual name.

784

:

And

785

:

Mel: Jessica Hare.

786

:

Sabrina: that's the name.

787

:

Mm hmm.

788

:

And he says, Okay, just Cleo, buckle

up, and let me take you for a ride.

789

:

And she's like, mm,

790

:

Mel: ride.

791

:

Sabrina: I'm gonna call you Mr.

792

:

Shimizu.

793

:

And her, and her sultry est voice.

794

:

Was that sultry?

795

:

Mel: That sounded sultry.

796

:

Yeah.

797

:

Sabrina: good, good.

798

:

Mel: did it.

799

:

Sabrina: and he, says, Is

that what's gonna get you off?

800

:

and

801

:

Mel: and then she says

802

:

Sabrina: for starters,

803

:

Mel: starters

804

:

Sabrina: and then, he's, oh my god,

I would love to tell, okay, so my

805

:

first car was an, uh, was a manual,

806

:

Mel: Yeah,

807

:

Sabrina: I still prefer a manual, somebody

with a, who can drive a goddamn manual,

808

:

well, there is nothing

fucking sexier, like,

809

:

Mel: agreed.

810

:

Sabrina: you, you know that they're

feeling the purr of that vehicle,

811

:

Mel: They're in tune

812

:

With the vehicle, you know what I

813

:

mean?

814

:

Like they're paying attention

to every little cue.

815

:

Sabrina: hmm, mm hmm.

816

:

You can rev MY engine,

817

:

like.

818

:

And all I'm gonna say is they were, don't

take this, this is terrible advice, k?

819

:

But I will, hypoth actually,

no, this isn't advice, this

820

:

is a hypothetical situation.

821

:

Mel: Okay.

822

:

Sabrina: struggling with right now

823

:

is, they're getting horny, right?

824

:

She's especially getting horny.

825

:

Uh huh.

826

:

And she straight up starts to pull

her dress up and touch herself.

827

:

Because she can't wait for him.

828

:

And they do have a moment in the book

where he's like, come, save it for me.

829

:

And they are cruising and he's like, I

really wish I have one automatic vehicle.

830

:

And I

831

:

really wish that I had taken it

out of storage tonight, because

832

:

this is a worthwhile reason to be

833

:

driving an automatic so I can

touch you at the same time.

834

:

And just

835

:

Mel: Mm hmm Yeah, hypothetically.

836

:

If you're gonna have an

automatic, that should be the

837

:

Sabrina: if,

838

:

if you're, if you drive a manual, and

you're someplace where your speed

839

:

doesn't change, you don't have to Be

840

:

messing around on that

gear shift my friend.

841

:

Mm hmm.

842

:

Mel: Yeah.

843

:

Sabrina: So like,

844

:

Mel: Now you might not want

to have your hand too slick

845

:

to go back onto that shifter.

846

:

Yeah,

847

:

that might

848

:

Sabrina: talk.

849

:

Mel: tough, So as she's touching

herself, he's like, you're

850

:

gonna ask me when you can come.

851

:

That's the only time

852

:

you can come.

853

:

And she's like, okay, okay, okay.

854

:

So then it says, he starts like going

855

:

faster and faster.

856

:

and

857

:

Sabrina: girls her

858

:

Mel: Well, not yet.

859

:

Sabrina: book

860

:

Mel: Yeah.

861

:

Lots in this book.

862

:

There was a lot of good

863

:

girls.

864

:

There's also a lot of good

girls in that twisted hole.

865

:

It's boy.

866

:

Yikes.

867

:

Anyway.

868

:

So then Cleo says she, um, she hadn't

felt in a long time, the exhilarating

869

:

rush of so much dangerous possibility.

870

:

And then by the time the small car

closed in on 100 miles an hour,

871

:

she was squirming in her seat.

872

:

I'm going to skip down a bit.

873

:

And so just, just think about this.

874

:

I think she's in like a, a short

gold dress, if I remember correctly.

875

:

And she's got a bright red wig on,

she's thick everywhere, just to put

876

:

that beautiful picture in your mind.

877

:

And then it says, this feeling was new

and different and she let it take over.

878

:

Her head thrashed side to side in ecstasy

as small, orgasmic ripples began to

879

:

radiate up from her clit to her stomach

and the sensitive undersides of her

880

:

breasts and down her thighs to her toes.

881

:

Had a man ever gotten her

off without touching her?

882

:

Fuck no.

883

:

Was she desperate to see

what happened when Mr.

884

:

Shimizu inevitably did?

885

:

So much.

886

:

And so I just imagine she's like not

even touching herself, just like throwing

887

:

her head around in the passenger seat.

888

:

Oh, oh, oh.

889

:

And like, that's a Muppet.

890

:

That's, that's the way Melody would do it.

891

:

Probably.

892

:

Sabrina: Oh my god.

893

:

Oh my god The visual

894

:

of, like, oh

895

:

Mel: Can you imagine,

896

:

Sabrina: my god, she's

897

:

so sexy doing it,

898

:

and I would also, I'd be just like

you, they'd be like, I don't know how

899

:

you're tossing your hair, it's not

long enough for this, and I'm gonna

900

:

be like, I'm gonna make it work,

901

:

like, well, and she, okay, I will say,

so, Cleo and I are the same height, okay,

902

:

Mel: Yes.

903

:

I

904

:

Sabrina: like, she's talking

about how tiny this car is,

905

:

I've been in these cars, right.

906

:

You know how much you

have to pretzel yourself?

907

:

Mel: roadster

908

:

boys?

909

:

Sabrina: I don't know how she

got her knee up, because she

910

:

does get her underwear off, and

911

:

then starts touching like, she like,

props her leg up, and I'm like,

912

:

I need to start doing yoga again.

913

:

What?

914

:

Mel: hmm.

915

:

Mm hmm.

916

:

No,

917

:

Sabrina: you know?

918

:

Mel: just in case!

919

:

Always

920

:

be

921

:

prepared.

922

:

Sabrina: Oh, I'm not.

923

:

Mel: got a

924

:

Boy Scout it,

925

:

Sabrina: you would need me in the

fucking, like, I'd need to be in

926

:

the biggest goddamn full cab truck

927

:

Mel: need to be in a semi.

928

:

Thank you

929

:

very much.

930

:

Sabrina: like, to get that leg up on

that dash, because, like, I know, I

931

:

didn't Google this car, but I know

what kind of car they're describing,

932

:

Mel: It's so tiny.

933

:

It's

934

:

so small.

935

:

I know.

936

:

I

937

:

Sabrina: Like, wow.

938

:

But then yeah, so then she's like,

it's a good thing this seat is leather.

939

:

And

940

:

Mel: just about to say that.

941

:

Sabrina: it's going to be very wet soon.

942

:

And this is

943

:

when, then he this is when he

says the thing about wishing

944

:

that he was in his automatic.

945

:

Like this is a worthwhile reason

to pull it out of storage.

946

:

Mel: And then when she takes off her

underwear, he's like, Give him to me!

947

:

And then he puts him in her pocket!

948

:

His

949

:

Sabrina: He

950

:

Mel: He smells him!

951

:

and then

952

:

he puts him

953

:

Sabrina: them in his

954

:

Mel: And then,

955

:

Sabrina: I, why

956

:

do I

957

:

love that so much?

958

:

Mel: I mean.

959

:

spoiler alert, listener, he carries

them around for six whole months.

960

:

Which, really, I

961

:

Sabrina: I forgot about that.

962

:

I

963

:

Mel: I know,

964

:

right?

965

:

I

966

:

Sabrina: feel about that.

967

:

I'm gonna, all

968

:

Mel: I like love it, but also and

also, you know, like, I don't know.

969

:

I don't know.

970

:

I love it, but also I don't

971

:

Sabrina: gonna say is, I feel bad for

whatever maid accidentally washed those.

972

:

Mel: Oh my God.

973

:

And the rampage

974

:

Robert

975

:

Sabrina: he'd be like, You Rid these

panties of that sweet, sweet pussy juice.

976

:

How dare you?

977

:

He would say it much more

eloquently than that.

978

:

Mel: Or he would say it exactly the same

way, but it would sound more elegant

979

:

Sabrina: Wow, it would sound

so sultry, like, that phrase.

980

:

He, Robert Shimizu,

981

:

could make the term pussy juice

982

:

hot as fuck.

983

:

Mel: oh,

984

:

watch him go.

985

:

Yeah, he could.

986

:

Sabrina: Boy howdy.

987

:

Boy howdy.

988

:

Mel: Okay.

989

:

So then he says, now, where were we with

he asked with an arched eyebrow and she

990

:

goes, you were driving fast as hell.

991

:

And I was about to fuck

myself with my hands for you.

992

:

Sabrina: Well, and then he tells her I

want you to tell me when you're close cuz

993

:

when she first hears that she's like

I don't let a man tell me what to do

994

:

And then she finds out that the

reason is because he wants to be

995

:

the one who gets her off every time.

996

:

And so she's fingering herself

and he starts slowing down the

997

:

vehicle and she's like, I'm close.

998

:

I'm so close.

999

:

And he's like,

:

00:37:51,156 --> 00:37:55,326

I Know, sweetheart, just give me a second.

:

00:37:55,711 --> 00:38:00,836

And then he pulls the car into a

dirt runoff, throws that bitch in the

:

00:38:00,836 --> 00:38:05,552

neutral, and pulls that emergency

brake up in the sexiest way.

:

00:38:05,602 --> 00:38:09,932

I did have to add that in the book because

in my head I was like, Sir, you cannot be

:

00:38:09,932 --> 00:38:10,432

trusted

:

00:38:10,432 --> 00:38:10,502

to

:

00:38:10,652 --> 00:38:11,082

Mel: the E?

:

00:38:11,182 --> 00:38:11,282

Sabrina: the

:

00:38:11,282 --> 00:38:12,192

brake right now.

:

00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:13,357

Mm hmm.

:

00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:14,492

Mel: I

:

00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:19,507

Sabrina: then he, rips

his seatbelt open and,

:

00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:25,017

like, half climbs over the center

console, which, like, logistics,

:

00:38:25,037 --> 00:38:25,597

again.

:

00:38:25,882 --> 00:38:26,032

Mel: it.

:

00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:26,332

Nope.

:

00:38:26,932 --> 00:38:27,752

Put your brain away.

:

00:38:27,797 --> 00:38:28,547

Sabrina: vehicle.

:

00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:28,737

I

:

00:38:28,737 --> 00:38:29,117

couldn't

:

00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:29,652

Mel: fine.

:

00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:32,792

So he, Mm

:

00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:34,317

Sabrina: I can whimsy a lot.

:

00:38:34,327 --> 00:38:35,547

Like, I, to be clear, I did

:

00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,827

whimsy this, like, almost a

split second later, but I did

:

00:38:37,827 --> 00:38:38,857

have a second where I was like,

:

00:38:41,407 --> 00:38:42,067

but then!

:

00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:43,552

Mel: looms over her,

:

00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:44,002

Sabrina: Yes,

:

00:38:44,382 --> 00:38:44,882

Mel: And,

:

00:38:45,182 --> 00:38:47,542

Sabrina: fixed it is the

way it's described how

:

00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,572

he's like leaning over her and then he

:

00:38:49,882 --> 00:38:50,672

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:38:50,722 --> 00:38:51,382

Sabrina: her

:

00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,122

like fingering.

:

00:38:53,382 --> 00:38:54,922

Mel: digital stimulation.

:

00:38:55,622 --> 00:38:59,422

Sabrina: and then he He

says does that feel good?

:

00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:02,202

And she's like that's the

dumbest thing you've said tonight

:

00:39:03,772 --> 00:39:03,922

Mel: God.

:

00:39:06,562 --> 00:39:10,152

Sabrina: so then he is fingering

the shit out of her and then

:

00:39:10,152 --> 00:39:10,692

tells her to

:

00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:11,762

Mel: hmm.

:

00:39:11,842 --> 00:39:13,992

Sabrina: her fingers because her

:

00:39:14,522 --> 00:39:15,082

I can't think of it

:

00:39:15,092 --> 00:39:16,692

Mel: ones that have her pussy juices

:

00:39:16,697 --> 00:39:18,537

Sabrina: Yep, I couldn't

think of a different term.

:

00:39:18,847 --> 00:39:21,387

I was trying, I tried so hard, but it

:

00:39:21,417 --> 00:39:21,717

only

:

00:39:21,717 --> 00:39:22,277

got worse.

:

00:39:22,312 --> 00:39:23,462

Mel: sex thesaurus?

:

00:39:24,287 --> 00:39:25,677

Sabrina: Yeah, I started coming up

:

00:39:25,677 --> 00:39:25,817

with

:

00:39:25,837 --> 00:39:26,117

worse

:

00:39:26,142 --> 00:39:26,722

Mel: slick.

:

00:39:27,392 --> 00:39:28,132

Her slick?

:

00:39:28,802 --> 00:39:30,272

Her, her honey.

:

00:39:34,387 --> 00:39:36,527

Sabrina: I would prefer slick to honey.

:

00:39:38,022 --> 00:39:38,712

Mel: fair enough.

:

00:39:39,432 --> 00:39:39,812

Oh, and

:

00:39:39,827 --> 00:39:43,177

Sabrina: Although, I'm

not mad at honey either.

:

00:39:43,187 --> 00:39:46,227

Like, I'll be honest, I'll

be honest, confession time.

:

00:39:46,977 --> 00:39:48,427

In a scene like this,

:

00:39:49,127 --> 00:39:51,247

you can call it whatever

the fuck you want.

:

00:39:51,247 --> 00:39:51,907

Mel: Probably.

:

00:39:51,947 --> 00:39:52,397

Yeah,

:

00:39:52,537 --> 00:39:53,697

that's how I feel about it.

:

00:39:54,207 --> 00:39:55,227

Sabrina: covered petals.

:

00:39:56,447 --> 00:39:56,897

Mel: No, no,

:

00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:57,307

okay.

:

00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:59,537

I don't, that's maybe a

bridge too far for me.

:

00:39:59,582 --> 00:40:00,152

Sabrina: a fuck.

:

00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:01,402

I don't give a fuck.

:

00:40:02,952 --> 00:40:03,642

Yeah.

:

00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:04,447

Mel: by it.

:

00:40:04,872 --> 00:40:05,222

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:06,632

I want those.

:

00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:07,332

Yep

:

00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:12,440

Mel: Oh my gosh, they could both hear

the wet squelch of her pussy fighting

:

00:40:12,555 --> 00:40:15,805

Sabrina: Okay, wait, wait, I just

said you can say whatever you want.

:

00:40:15,825 --> 00:40:18,745

I literally just said you

can say whatever you want

:

00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:19,760

Mel: Are you,

:

00:40:20,435 --> 00:40:20,655

Sabrina: squelch

:

00:40:21,170 --> 00:40:22,000

Mel: off your hill?

:

00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:26,740

Squelch doesn't work for you, Sabrina?

:

00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:29,250

Are you immediately going back

:

00:40:29,350 --> 00:40:33,350

Sabrina: Tell me, tell me about

her squelchy pussy juice in the

:

00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:34,470

sexiest way you

:

00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:35,630

possibly can, Mo.

:

00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:37,100

Mel: Alright, hold on.

:

00:40:38,530 --> 00:40:42,510

They could both hear the wet

squelch of her pussy fighting

:

00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:47,130

to keep his hand inside her.

:

00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:48,010

Did it?

:

00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:48,460

work?

:

00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:49,500

Did I

:

00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:49,750

do

:

00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:50,060

Sabrina: no.

:

00:40:50,426 --> 00:40:51,102

Mel: Well,

:

00:40:51,102 --> 00:40:53,130

after she squelches

:

00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:56,412

on he good girl.

:

00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,088

Yes.

:

00:40:57,778 --> 00:41:00,908

Sabrina: wait, Hank,

yes, this is his, anyway.

:

00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,563

There's some good girls in

here, that's all that matters.

:

00:41:03,973 --> 00:41:09,213

He, while she is obscenely squelching, k?

:

00:41:09,288 --> 00:41:09,808

Mel: Mm hmm.

:

00:41:10,683 --> 00:41:17,833

Sabrina: He, who was made even more

obscene, the way he stared down at her,

:

00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:23,723

holding her gaze as if he didn't want

to miss a millisecond of her pleasure,

:

00:41:24,183 --> 00:41:25,663

as if getting her off.

:

00:41:26,593 --> 00:41:28,453

Was serious business.

:

00:41:29,473 --> 00:41:30,063

Mel: serious business.

:

00:41:30,563 --> 00:41:31,833

Oh my god

:

00:41:32,353 --> 00:41:33,073

Sabrina: It was.

:

00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:35,820

Business

:

00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:36,050

of

:

00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:36,660

vengeance.

:

00:41:36,670 --> 00:41:44,350

Mel: was not off the chain You

dick mouse Don't bring dark

:

00:41:44,350 --> 00:41:45,950

lover into this beautiful space

:

00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:51,350

Sabrina: I told you that I'ma fuckin

do it randomly just to hurt you.

:

00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,690

Mel: Yeah, you're really

getting me okay, hold on wait,

:

00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,410

but I want to read this one I want to

read Yes, and then I want to read this

:

00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:03,050

one part because it says, she says,

there are orgasms and then there are

:

00:42:03,050 --> 00:42:05,660

life changing moments between your legs.

:

00:42:06,987 --> 00:42:07,157

Sabrina: Mm

:

00:42:07,207 --> 00:42:07,487

hmm.

:

00:42:07,587 --> 00:42:08,917

Mel: orgasm was different.

:

00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:09,227

It was

:

00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:09,507

transcendent.

:

00:42:09,567 --> 00:42:09,817

Sabrina: hmm.

:

00:42:11,017 --> 00:42:11,477

Mm hmm.

:

00:42:12,402 --> 00:42:15,810

Mel: And then when they pull up

into the house, she says, kiss me.

:

00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:16,035

Sabrina: Doesn't she

:

00:42:16,425 --> 00:42:19,625

also tell him to keep adding

fingers this whole thing?

:

00:42:19,755 --> 00:42:19,915

This

:

00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:20,585

whole time?

:

00:42:21,165 --> 00:42:21,375

he

:

00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:21,555

ends

:

00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,460

Mel: me nicely.

:

00:42:22,765 --> 00:42:24,205

Sabrina: half fisting her.

:

00:42:24,245 --> 00:42:24,625

Like,

:

00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:26,150

Mel: Yeah, it's hot.

:

00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,520

Sabrina: Well, and then at one point,

:

00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,240

she's like, I probably, I

probably ruined your seat.

:

00:42:31,270 --> 00:42:35,998

And he's like, You just let me know when

you, uh, are up for ruining the back seat.

:

00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:37,334

Mel: Oh my god.

:

00:42:37,534 --> 00:42:38,434

these two.

:

00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:43,584

Also, he does make her cum so

hard that she loses consciousness.

:

00:42:43,584 --> 00:42:49,484

And she wakes up being

like, how long was I out?

:

00:42:51,178 --> 00:42:57,338

So now they're sitting in the car

in his garage and he says, how

:

00:42:57,338 --> 00:42:58,678

would you like to be punished?

:

00:42:59,138 --> 00:43:02,628

Because she, she asked for her

first orgasm, but not her second

:

00:43:02,808 --> 00:43:03,098

Sabrina: Did we miss

:

00:43:03,098 --> 00:43:04,008

that he's

:

00:43:04,008 --> 00:43:06,418

told her she had to ask

for all of her orgasms?

:

00:43:06,843 --> 00:43:08,613

Mel: Oh, I told listener

that, listeners in the know,

:

00:43:08,643 --> 00:43:08,933

yeah.

:

00:43:09,367 --> 00:43:11,247

He says, what do you want

your punishment to be?

:

00:43:11,627 --> 00:43:13,277

And she says, you're in charge.

:

00:43:13,537 --> 00:43:14,747

And he says, I am.

:

00:43:14,897 --> 00:43:16,117

Is that okay with you?

:

00:43:17,007 --> 00:43:20,377

And then she's like, I'm not sure yet,

but I'll tell you if I change my mind.

:

00:43:20,857 --> 00:43:22,317

She does have two requests though.

:

00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:24,137

One, don't fuck up her wig.

:

00:43:24,527 --> 00:43:25,217

Don't do it.

:

00:43:25,957 --> 00:43:28,637

And two, kiss me.

:

00:43:28,697 --> 00:43:33,207

And she can't believe that

she asked him to kiss her.

:

00:43:33,847 --> 00:43:34,057

Ah!

:

00:43:37,362 --> 00:43:39,942

So, then they go inside.

:

00:43:40,392 --> 00:43:42,642

He immediately just takes

her right up to the bedroom.

:

00:43:43,502 --> 00:43:45,552

And he's like, take all

of your clothes off.

:

00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:47,422

She's, oh no, no, no, no,

:

00:43:48,357 --> 00:43:49,077

Sabrina: No,

:

00:43:49,392 --> 00:43:50,412

Mel: her dress stays on.

:

00:43:51,357 --> 00:43:53,787

Sabrina: Yes, because she's

basically dressed for this whole

:

00:43:53,787 --> 00:43:55,177

thing except for her panties.

:

00:43:56,127 --> 00:43:59,227

So they Go upstairs there.

:

00:43:59,247 --> 00:44:02,387

So like they were kip by the way

This is such a good fucking kiss

:

00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:05,097

and I just have to comment that he

:

00:44:05,097 --> 00:44:09,907

was like, don't worry I'll be

gentle and she's like don't

:

00:44:10,632 --> 00:44:11,382

Mel: Mm hmm.

:

00:44:13,262 --> 00:44:14,112

Mm hmm.

:

00:44:15,502 --> 00:44:16,062

I know.

:

00:44:16,857 --> 00:44:18,047

Sabrina: okay so

:

00:44:18,267 --> 00:44:21,647

then we do go upstairs and I

did laugh because she is like

:

00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:24,217

Rich people are so unnecessary.

:

00:44:24,647 --> 00:44:26,287

Why do you have a bar in your room?

:

00:44:27,027 --> 00:44:28,847

Which, like, that's a mood.

:

00:44:29,257 --> 00:44:29,687

Right?

:

00:44:29,827 --> 00:44:31,857

Like, why do you need a bar?

:

00:44:32,150 --> 00:44:35,990

but also, let's get into some spanking.

:

00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:36,870

Cause

:

00:44:36,870 --> 00:44:37,110

that's

:

00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:38,055

Mel: Wait, wait.

:

00:44:39,325 --> 00:44:47,062

Yes, but first he asks her if she wants a

drink And then she walks over to him And

:

00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:52,532

she says, Unless the drink you're offering

is your cum down my throat, I'm good.

:

00:44:52,642 --> 00:44:52,792

Sabrina: Yeah,

:

00:44:53,912 --> 00:44:54,312

Mel: M Ma'am!

:

00:44:56,632 --> 00:44:58,152

Golly gee willikers!

:

00:44:58,522 --> 00:44:58,532

Sabrina: I

:

00:44:58,532 --> 00:44:59,372

think my glasses are

:

00:44:59,372 --> 00:45:00,052

fogging.

:

00:45:00,062 --> 00:45:00,322

What?

:

00:45:01,045 --> 00:45:01,365

Mel: Wow!

:

00:45:02,245 --> 00:45:02,455

Sabrina: Oh,

:

00:45:02,945 --> 00:45:03,525

okay.

:

00:45:04,655 --> 00:45:09,210

Yeah, well, and so,

then he is Spanking her.

:

00:45:09,930 --> 00:45:13,890

Like, uh, tippity tap, boobity bop on her

:

00:45:14,105 --> 00:45:14,955

Mel: Mm hmm.

:

00:45:16,085 --> 00:45:17,315

He says, Is that okay?

:

00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:18,505

And she says, Harder.

:

00:45:19,205 --> 00:45:21,035

And then he says, who's in charge?

:

00:45:21,215 --> 00:45:22,085

Answer me.

:

00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:23,045

And she says, you.

:

00:45:23,735 --> 00:45:23,935

And then

:

00:45:23,935 --> 00:45:25,265

she, he says, what do you say?

:

00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:27,275

And she goes, please spank me harder.

:

00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,350

Sabrina: mm hmm, there's a little

bit of clit spanking in here, too,

:

00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:33,710

which, like, I'm not mad about.

:

00:45:33,970 --> 00:45:38,610

And then, when they're done, she

gets on her knees in front of him.

:

00:45:39,155 --> 00:45:43,010

And like, sexy times pulls down pants.

:

00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:44,690

Can I tell you a thing?

:

00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:45,865

Mel: Sure.

:

00:45:46,395 --> 00:45:48,065

Sabrina: I had a sex dream one time, okay?

:

00:45:48,395 --> 00:45:48,845

Mel: Oh, okay.

:

00:45:49,155 --> 00:45:49,465

Okay.

:

00:45:49,934 --> 00:45:52,194

Sabrina: Where I did this

move, essentially, where I was

:

00:45:52,194 --> 00:45:53,454

pulling down somebody's pants.

:

00:45:53,644 --> 00:45:57,324

And they gave me a bloody

nose when it popped out.

:

00:45:57,924 --> 00:46:03,049

I'd been reading some really

aggressive for the last couple of days.

:

00:46:03,399 --> 00:46:03,849

And I was

:

00:46:04,024 --> 00:46:05,334

Mel: That was your dream?

:

00:46:05,609 --> 00:46:06,519

Sabrina: Yeah, that was a dream.

:

00:46:07,109 --> 00:46:11,679

It kind of killed the mood, to be

clear that that dream did not end

:

00:46:11,709 --> 00:46:15,449

in a happy place because I did

then have to get taken care of.

:

00:46:15,449 --> 00:46:17,989

Well, I guess it did end in a

happy place because I love being

:

00:46:17,989 --> 00:46:19,569

taught and like taking care of.

:

00:46:20,189 --> 00:46:22,029

So like, yes, please take care of the

:

00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:25,249

bloody nose that you caused

with your monster cock

:

00:46:25,279 --> 00:46:26,814

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:46:28,749 --> 00:46:29,239

Sabrina: anyway.

:

00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:31,699

So she then describes this.

:

00:46:32,034 --> 00:46:36,404

If she could've crafted her

perfect dick, this is it.

:

00:46:37,154 --> 00:46:38,994

And I was like, you go, girl.

:

00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:39,904

Like

:

00:46:40,682 --> 00:46:41,312

Mel: I'm into it.

:

00:46:41,945 --> 00:46:44,522

Sabrina: Yeah, and then she

blows him until he comes.

:

00:46:45,312 --> 00:46:47,112

And then

:

00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:49,452

Mel: And hold on.

:

00:46:50,317 --> 00:46:51,377

Just a moment.

:

00:46:51,717 --> 00:46:53,387

So she blows him until he comes.

:

00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:54,667

Oh good.

:

00:46:55,077 --> 00:46:59,137

She, she swallows a bunch of it and

then as he steps back being like, Oh

:

00:46:59,137 --> 00:47:01,037

my god, that was like life changing.

:

00:47:01,397 --> 00:47:07,067

She opens her mouth to show him the,

tiny bit of cum still left on her tongue.

:

00:47:07,227 --> 00:47:08,527

Before then swallowing

:

00:47:08,527 --> 00:47:09,142

it.

:

00:47:09,852 --> 00:47:11,352

Sabrina: I was dirty, y'all.

:

00:47:11,867 --> 00:47:12,977

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:47:13,092 --> 00:47:17,592

Sabrina: Yeah, and then he's like, fuck,

fuck fuck Cleo, and like, launches her

:

00:47:17,592 --> 00:47:19,952

onto the bed and then crawls after her.

:

00:47:19,982 --> 00:47:21,892

And like, wow.

:

00:47:22,362 --> 00:47:25,672

So, then he's got her like, face down

ass up on the bed, and he's like,

:

00:47:26,397 --> 00:47:31,977

Desperation looks beautiful on her

because she's, like, whining and,

:

00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:34,857

like, begging him for it, essentially.

:

00:47:35,067 --> 00:47:35,267

And

:

00:47:35,267 --> 00:47:38,367

he's like, I can't make

either of us wait any longer.

:

00:47:38,427 --> 00:47:38,647

And

:

00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:44,577

so he fucking goes down on her from

behind and, like, does a little

:

00:47:44,577 --> 00:47:46,817

bit more tippy tappy on the booty.

:

00:47:47,462 --> 00:47:47,942

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:47:48,007 --> 00:47:50,087

Sabrina: Sexiest way to

describe that, right?

:

00:47:50,157 --> 00:47:50,657

So.

:

00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:51,452

Mel: No.

:

00:47:51,882 --> 00:47:55,622

Sabrina: Yeah, then he, she's like, okay,

we need condoms and he goes and grabs a

:

00:47:55,632 --> 00:48:00,182

whole fucking brand new box of condoms

and it says that by the end of the night,

:

00:48:00,212 --> 00:48:01,802

they've used almost the entire box.

:

00:48:02,152 --> 00:48:02,742

This man's got

:

00:48:02,862 --> 00:48:03,982

Mel: God bless him.

:

00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:06,761

Yeah, cause he's also

like salt and pepper!

:

00:48:07,004 --> 00:48:08,034

I don't know.

:

00:48:08,824 --> 00:48:08,944

I don't

:

00:48:08,944 --> 00:48:09,634

know.

:

00:48:10,203 --> 00:48:11,523

I mean, not quite, but yeah.

:

00:48:11,741 --> 00:48:11,901

Sabrina: But,

:

00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:12,471

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:13,531

Sabrina: he could be.

:

00:48:13,601 --> 00:48:18,027

Mel: Also, I don't, I don't know

if this is a thing, but, cause

:

00:48:18,027 --> 00:48:22,587

it's not, but the book starts

in May and it ends in December.

:

00:48:23,037 --> 00:48:26,587

And I think she's younger and

he's older, but he's not like,

:

00:48:26,677 --> 00:48:28,237

you know, December older.

:

00:48:28,987 --> 00:48:31,327

But I still was like, is

this a May December romance?

:

00:48:33,017 --> 00:48:33,667

Like an age gap?

:

00:48:34,067 --> 00:48:34,307

I don't know.

:

00:48:35,727 --> 00:48:36,527

He's not that old.

:

00:48:36,668 --> 00:48:37,035

Sabrina: Mm mm.

:

00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:38,135

So

:

00:48:38,815 --> 00:48:40,255

they're exhausted.

:

00:48:40,415 --> 00:48:41,005

They're

:

00:48:41,045 --> 00:48:41,715

tired.

:

00:48:42,225 --> 00:48:42,705

They

:

00:48:42,735 --> 00:48:43,525

pass out.

:

00:48:43,595 --> 00:48:45,345

It's the best night of Robert's life.

:

00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,855

And they're too tired to even spoon.

:

00:48:47,935 --> 00:48:51,975

And as the sun is coming

up, they go sleepy bye.

:

00:48:52,315 --> 00:48:52,925

Well,

:

00:48:53,216 --> 00:48:54,126

Mel: Mm

:

00:48:54,616 --> 00:48:55,786

Sabrina: She wakes up first.

:

00:48:56,556 --> 00:48:57,236

Mel: hmm.

:

00:48:58,096 --> 00:48:59,386

Sabrina: I gotta get the fuck out of here.

:

00:48:59,776 --> 00:49:00,296

So, she's

:

00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,106

Mel: But she doesn't want to.

:

00:49:02,151 --> 00:49:03,281

Sabrina: No, she doesn't.

:

00:49:03,281 --> 00:49:03,631

This was the

:

00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:04,911

Mel: It's the first time.

:

00:49:05,641 --> 00:49:09,701

Yeah, it's the first time that she's

like, Oh shit, I like, normally

:

00:49:09,701 --> 00:49:13,431

I would be fine with just like

taking his goods and skipping out,

:

00:49:13,471 --> 00:49:15,211

but I kind of want to keep him

:

00:49:16,151 --> 00:49:21,311

and I, I can't, you know, cause like

her crew includes her little sister

:

00:49:21,511 --> 00:49:22,081

and

:

00:49:22,101 --> 00:49:23,751

Sabrina: like, three friends, and

:

00:49:23,751 --> 00:49:24,111

yeah.

:

00:49:24,868 --> 00:49:26,418

Mel: so she slips out.

:

00:49:26,808 --> 00:49:27,228

She

:

00:49:28,088 --> 00:49:34,048

Sabrina: Jack's his watch, and a

di like, an ashtray of some kind?

:

00:49:34,608 --> 00:49:36,088

Mel: a crystal ashtray.

:

00:49:36,608 --> 00:49:37,898

I didn't know that was a thing.

:

00:49:38,498 --> 00:49:38,748

Sabrina: And

:

00:49:38,748 --> 00:49:39,638

his car.

:

00:49:40,048 --> 00:49:41,178

Mel: and she steals his car to go!

:

00:49:41,608 --> 00:49:41,738

Bye!

:

00:49:42,218 --> 00:49:42,858

She says.

:

00:49:43,558 --> 00:49:45,748

Sabrina: And she just disappears

off the face of the earth.

:

00:49:46,428 --> 00:49:50,218

Then Okay, so then we do have like, a

scene with her and her sister, right?

:

00:49:50,218 --> 00:49:52,898

Where her sister's like,

What what the fuck?

:

00:49:52,918 --> 00:49:53,538

And she's

:

00:49:53,538 --> 00:49:57,013

like Maybe we should take a break.

:

00:49:57,373 --> 00:49:59,143

we should take a break from stealing.

:

00:49:59,418 --> 00:50:01,278

Mel: Yeah, maybe we should

pause the jobs for a bit.

:

00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:06,095

Sabrina: except for this one job

that we're doing pretty fast in

:

00:50:06,095 --> 00:50:08,465

Helter Skelter for New Year's Eve.

:

00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:09,840

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:50:09,895 --> 00:50:10,455

Sabrina: gamble.

:

00:50:11,193 --> 00:50:15,503

Mel: Because he wakes up and he's,

he's like, That was my father's watch.

:

00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:19,103

It's one of the only material

possessions I have left of my father.

:

00:50:19,113 --> 00:50:20,853

And that was one of my favorite cars.

:

00:50:21,633 --> 00:50:22,073

But.

:

00:50:22,512 --> 00:50:25,822

He thinks to himself, all

he really wants back is her.

:

00:50:26,902 --> 00:50:29,462

And so, he's on a mission now, y'all.

:

00:50:29,472 --> 00:50:31,692

He is gonna find out who this woman is.

:

00:50:31,702 --> 00:50:33,602

He's gonna find out who Just Cleo is.

:

00:50:33,892 --> 00:50:35,902

Sabrina: Well, so then we find out,

:

00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:38,092

he's the head of a security firm.

:

00:50:38,562 --> 00:50:39,392

He is

:

00:50:39,432 --> 00:50:39,592

the

:

00:50:39,592 --> 00:50:40,972

security firm.

:

00:50:40,992 --> 00:50:42,202

Mel: head of that s his

:

00:50:42,942 --> 00:50:43,282

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

00:50:43,732 --> 00:50:44,022

He's

:

00:50:44,022 --> 00:50:48,112

the head of the security firm that

was there to keep the art safe

:

00:50:48,562 --> 00:50:54,552

at the night that they met and Well,

they did keep it safe as long as

:

00:50:54,562 --> 00:50:54,952

They did.

:

00:50:54,952 --> 00:50:55,712

keep it safe

:

00:50:55,862 --> 00:50:56,092

Mel: No, they

:

00:50:56,092 --> 00:50:56,852

did a great job.

:

00:50:57,302 --> 00:50:59,222

Sabrina: Pew's other stuff that wasn't

:

00:50:59,582 --> 00:51:00,442

the art that was

:

00:51:00,592 --> 00:51:03,172

Mel: should have invested

in a security system or

:

00:51:03,212 --> 00:51:03,722

company.

:

00:51:04,602 --> 00:51:05,076

Sabrina: Yeah,

:

00:51:05,332 --> 00:51:07,732

Mel: Anyway, so he's been looking for her.

:

00:51:07,772 --> 00:51:08,662

He has been like,

:

00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:09,382

calling

:

00:51:09,672 --> 00:51:14,422

Sabrina: it took him like four or

five months to even find a lead on her

:

00:51:14,632 --> 00:51:15,692

Mel: Like her last name.

:

00:51:15,722 --> 00:51:16,282

Yeah.

:

00:51:16,632 --> 00:51:17,472

Sabrina: indeed

:

00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:18,622

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:51:18,662 --> 00:51:22,062

And so he's also piecing together

all of these jobs that look like

:

00:51:22,062 --> 00:51:27,172

sort of similar and seem like,

you know, they might be that team.

:

00:51:27,742 --> 00:51:32,292

And he's like, this woman

is, she's a magician.

:

00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:37,382

Basically, like I don't understand,

but he's like, I can't find her.

:

00:51:37,472 --> 00:51:41,542

I need to basically make a

thief, a con artist catnip

:

00:51:41,562 --> 00:51:44,242

event to make her come to me.

:

00:51:45,042 --> 00:51:51,532

So he puts on a charity gambling

tournament at a Miami hotel.

:

00:51:51,977 --> 00:51:52,707

Sabrina: Uh huh.

:

00:51:52,831 --> 00:51:54,221

Mel: and I feel like she knows

:

00:51:54,628 --> 00:51:56,158

Sabrina: no She there's no way she knows

:

00:51:56,406 --> 00:51:57,146

Mel: You don't think

:

00:51:57,403 --> 00:52:00,093

why do you think she needs

to go to it so bad then?

:

00:52:00,329 --> 00:52:00,759

Sabrina: I think,

:

00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:03,559

because she's desperate to see

him But she doesn't know he put

:

00:52:03,559 --> 00:52:05,429

it on she's been hoping I think

:

00:52:05,429 --> 00:52:06,619

that she sees him there.

:

00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:07,029

Oh,

:

00:52:07,429 --> 00:52:10,739

Mel: I think she thinks, like, maybe

he'll be there, is what I meant.

:

00:52:10,749 --> 00:52:12,029

Sorry, I don't mean

:

00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:14,269

that she knows he, like,

directs it or whatever.

:

00:52:14,279 --> 00:52:14,559

No.

:

00:52:14,614 --> 00:52:14,994

Sabrina: Yeah,

:

00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:18,585

Mel: But she's also being like, Hey

sis, like I want to do this, but

:

00:52:18,585 --> 00:52:22,975

then I kind of want to like quit for

a while and like maybe for forever.

:

00:52:23,365 --> 00:52:24,515

And Alex is like, what?

:

00:52:24,515 --> 00:52:25,105

You want to retire?

:

00:52:25,635 --> 00:52:26,785

Are you talking about retirement?

:

00:52:26,785 --> 00:52:29,905

And she's like, no, maybe

no, no, totally not.

:

00:52:29,965 --> 00:52:31,895

We're just going to just take a break.

:

00:52:32,575 --> 00:52:33,835

And then they go to this thing.

:

00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:39,005

So she rolls up to the registration

desk in a lavender wig, I think maybe.

:

00:52:39,905 --> 00:52:40,805

And she's like.

:

00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,450

I want to enter the tournament and

they say, well, it's invitation

:

00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:48,080

only, which is like invitation or

buy in and they're like, Oh, do you

:

00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,650

have a hundred thousand dollars?

:

00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:53,070

Sabrina: He shows up and says he's

gonna do that He'll take care of her

:

00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:57,440

buy in and then she is still standing

there and he comes up and whispers in

:

00:52:57,460 --> 00:53:00,810

her ear It's nice to see you again.

:

00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:01,890

Just Chloe.

:

00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:05,010

How do you want to be punished?

:

00:53:05,490 --> 00:53:08,678

Mel: I mean, and he's

doing this from behind her.

:

00:53:08,688 --> 00:53:09,978

Like he's, he says,

:

00:53:09,998 --> 00:53:13,038

I'll cover her buy in

standing right behind her.

:

00:53:13,038 --> 00:53:15,588

And then he just like leans

down into her ear to be like,

:

00:53:15,588 --> 00:53:16,938

how do you want to be punished?

:

00:53:17,598 --> 00:53:19,608

Then all he says for the next, like.

:

00:53:19,898 --> 00:53:23,168

Three sentences they say to

each other is, Did you miss me?

:

00:53:23,649 --> 00:53:25,149

Oh my God, did you miss

:

00:53:25,189 --> 00:53:26,139

Sabrina: yeah, it's pretty great.

:

00:53:26,489 --> 00:53:29,639

Well, so then they're like, all right,

she's like, are you gonna arrest me

:

00:53:30,059 --> 00:53:34,469

and he's like No, but like, you should

:

00:53:34,469 --> 00:53:34,889

come with

:

00:53:34,889 --> 00:53:35,079

me.

:

00:53:35,159 --> 00:53:35,959

Mel: upstairs with me.

:

00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:43,179

Sabrina: So she does, they get upstairs,

and they start hard making out In the

:

00:53:44,409 --> 00:53:45,189

elevator.

:

00:53:45,759 --> 00:53:46,319

Mel: Mm hmm.

:

00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:49,519

Sabrina: she's like, I'm gonna

fuck this man in this elevator.

:

00:53:49,889 --> 00:53:50,509

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:53:50,899 --> 00:53:54,389

Sabrina: it's a fancy elevator,

and so it goes zippity fast.

:

00:53:54,662 --> 00:53:55,172

Mel: Right.

:

00:53:55,492 --> 00:53:56,392

So they don't have a chance.

:

00:53:56,708 --> 00:54:01,748

Sabrina: Yeah, and then they're

super horny for each other.

:

00:54:01,808 --> 00:54:02,668

She's got, he's got

:

00:54:02,828 --> 00:54:03,608

Mel: Oh my God.

:

00:54:03,928 --> 00:54:04,878

Sabrina: all over his face.

:

00:54:05,043 --> 00:54:05,363

face?

:

00:54:05,988 --> 00:54:08,108

Mel: I know, her like

foundation and lipstick.

:

00:54:08,478 --> 00:54:12,628

I just went past a highlight that

I made that made me laugh really

:

00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:17,858

hard, because also in between these

times when he's looking for her,

:

00:54:18,318 --> 00:54:21,638

it says, it says, In the meantime.

:

00:54:22,883 --> 00:54:28,983

Robert, had been forced to use those

security images to slake his thirst.

:

00:54:29,983 --> 00:54:35,273

He's been jacking off to her grainy

images on like a CCTV camera.

:

00:54:35,633 --> 00:54:37,913

Sabrina: Bro, you have

so many good memories!

:

00:54:37,913 --> 00:54:42,554

Why don't you just, like,

use your imagination a little

:

00:54:42,554 --> 00:54:43,060

bit?

:

00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:44,072

And he,

:

00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,083

like, oh

:

00:54:45,563 --> 00:54:46,833

Mel: funny to me.

:

00:54:47,561 --> 00:54:48,541

Oh my god.

:

00:54:49,731 --> 00:54:50,801

Sabrina: my god, I,

:

00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:51,431

Mel: Oh my god,

:

00:54:51,471 --> 00:54:54,121

oh yeah, hold on, by the time he

was pouring lube on the head, so

:

00:54:54,121 --> 00:54:57,711

he's like, I didn't plan to, like,

download them, I didn't plan to take

:

00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:01,921

them to my bedroom, I didn't plan

to, like, do any of that, I was just

:

00:55:01,921 --> 00:55:03,601

gonna get some work done before bed.

:

00:55:03,981 --> 00:55:07,671

And then it says, by the time he was

pouring lube on the head of his dick,

:

00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:09,641

however, planning didn't matter.

:

00:55:09,951 --> 00:55:13,691

All he could feel was the lust,

was lust, as he jacked himself

:

00:55:13,711 --> 00:55:18,301

off to those blurry images of the

con artist he was methodically

:

00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:26,686

I'll be it desperately searching

for like, Oh, he's got holy shit.

:

00:55:27,566 --> 00:55:31,176

So anyway, they go into this penthouse

and he's like, sit down business first.

:

00:55:31,626 --> 00:55:33,096

Pleasure later, basically.

:

00:55:33,756 --> 00:55:34,276

And so she's like,

:

00:55:34,306 --> 00:55:35,256

tell me what's going on.

:

00:55:35,266 --> 00:55:36,806

Is this a police situation?

:

00:55:37,566 --> 00:55:40,886

Like, are you, are you going to

cuff me and take me downtown?

:

00:55:40,886 --> 00:55:44,156

And he's like, well, I mean, I'm not

going to do that, but I, if you would like

:

00:55:44,156 --> 00:55:44,716

handcuffs,

:

00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:46,206

like I can do that

:

00:55:46,246 --> 00:55:46,696

Yeah,

:

00:55:46,736 --> 00:55:47,706

Sabrina: I can make that happen.

:

00:55:48,219 --> 00:55:48,689

Mel: Oh.

:

00:55:49,486 --> 00:55:54,356

Sabrina: by the way, her people are in

her ear during this whole conversation.

:

00:55:54,796 --> 00:55:55,866

And Alex knows

:

00:55:55,866 --> 00:55:59,266

a little bit that she, like, had a

one night stand that she couldn't

:

00:55:59,266 --> 00:56:00,646

really stop thinking about, right?

:

00:56:01,126 --> 00:56:05,516

Well, so Robert says, I don't

want to turn you into the police.

:

00:56:05,966 --> 00:56:13,076

And Marcus sings, Pussy be

yankin And Alex is like, shut up!

:

00:56:13,636 --> 00:56:16,226

And so Cleo's like, pussy that good?

:

00:56:16,696 --> 00:56:19,546

And he, a small smile,

:

00:56:19,806 --> 00:56:21,816

and he's like, you know it is.

:

00:56:23,136 --> 00:56:25,346

But that's not why I

don't want to turn you in.

:

00:56:25,981 --> 00:56:27,351

Mel: Oh,

:

00:56:27,401 --> 00:56:28,951

Sabrina: want to use you,

:

00:56:31,401 --> 00:56:32,081

sir.

:

00:56:32,831 --> 00:56:34,751

Mel: and she's like, use me.

:

00:56:35,301 --> 00:56:39,561

And you know, he's definitely

thinking in, in that way.

:

00:56:39,611 --> 00:56:40,421

But then

:

00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:45,515

he says, I've been researching you

and your team and I want to use you

:

00:56:45,615 --> 00:56:48,393

to make my security company better.

:

00:56:48,483 --> 00:56:51,803

I want you to basically

consult and make sure.

:

00:56:52,148 --> 00:56:55,268

Like, you tell us where our

blind spots are, essentially.

:

00:56:56,063 --> 00:56:56,533

Sabrina: hmm.

:

00:56:56,688 --> 00:57:00,418

Mel: then she just keeps on giving him

the run around, like not giving him

:

00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,558

details about her team or anything else.

:

00:57:03,118 --> 00:57:03,218

Sabrina: Mm

:

00:57:03,228 --> 00:57:03,558

hmm.

:

00:57:04,198 --> 00:57:07,098

Mel: he says, he says, I just

want you to stay with me.

:

00:57:08,775 --> 00:57:10,225

It's like, so sweet.

:

00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:11,800

Sabrina: Yeah.

:

00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:15,880

Well, and so, one of my favorite Mm hmm.

:

00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:16,880

Well,

:

00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,390

so like, during this whole scene,

like, you're right, so he's like,

:

00:57:20,450 --> 00:57:22,460

come here, and she's like, sit, come.

:

00:57:22,470 --> 00:57:23,750

Man, I'm not a dog.

:

00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:25,670

And so she's up and pacing around.

:

00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:29,300

While she's pacing around, I

could visualize this so intensely

:

00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:30,830

because I fucking love this pose.

:

00:57:31,110 --> 00:57:32,910

He is sitting in his chair

:

00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,500

with his head propped up on his fist,

:

00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,760

just watching her.

:

00:57:38,285 --> 00:57:39,155

Mel: Mm hmm.

:

00:57:39,815 --> 00:57:41,075

Sabrina: so sexy?

:

00:57:41,535 --> 00:57:42,105

Like,

:

00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,895

Mel: straight man, splay

legged thing happening, you

:

00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:45,465

know?

:

00:57:45,815 --> 00:57:45,945

the

:

00:57:45,945 --> 00:57:46,275

man

:

00:57:46,285 --> 00:57:47,215

spreading thing.

:

00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:48,765

Sabrina: Golly!

:

00:57:48,935 --> 00:57:49,575

Mel: boy.

:

00:57:50,270 --> 00:57:53,130

Oh, and he shows her that he's been

holding her underwear for six months!

:

00:57:53,546 --> 00:57:54,136

Sabrina: and she's like,

:

00:57:54,456 --> 00:57:57,786

to be clear, are those mine?

:

00:57:58,156 --> 00:57:59,726

And he's like, mm hmm.

:

00:58:00,551 --> 00:58:01,091

Mel: Yeah,

:

00:58:02,641 --> 00:58:07,561

he says I threw this party to get you

here, but not so I can turn you in I

:

00:58:07,561 --> 00:58:10,871

want you to tell me how you plan to

work a party like this and all the

:

00:58:10,871 --> 00:58:14,691

other ways you might run a con Here

and then I want to know this to like

:

00:58:14,771 --> 00:58:20,146

do my job better so he says Like,

you know, sit and then come here.

:

00:58:20,166 --> 00:58:21,256

And she's like, sit, come.

:

00:58:21,256 --> 00:58:21,846

I'm not a dog.

:

00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:23,526

And then he goes, you're not.

:

00:58:23,556 --> 00:58:25,306

And that's not how I

want to make you feel.

:

00:58:25,696 --> 00:58:25,866

She

:

00:58:25,911 --> 00:58:26,401

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

00:58:26,566 --> 00:58:27,996

Mel: you want to make me feel?

:

00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,466

And he says, come here and I'll show you.

:

00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:35,356

So then he's, he puts his hands,

she stands in between his legs.

:

00:58:35,576 --> 00:58:38,556

He puts his hands on

the backs of her knees,

:

00:58:39,006 --> 00:58:39,786

which like.

:

00:58:40,171 --> 00:58:42,111

I will swoon immediately.

:

00:58:42,111 --> 00:58:43,621

I might immediately pass out.

:

00:58:44,401 --> 00:58:44,871

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

00:58:45,071 --> 00:58:47,951

Mel: running his hands up the

backs of her thighs and back

:

00:58:47,951 --> 00:58:48,461

down.

:

00:58:48,591 --> 00:58:48,821

Sabrina: then he,

:

00:58:48,821 --> 00:58:51,761

like, grabs the back of

her neck And pulls her

:

00:58:51,771 --> 00:58:54,451

down to, like, her face down to his.

:

00:58:54,891 --> 00:58:57,731

And he's like, you said

it the night we met.

:

00:58:58,131 --> 00:58:59,201

Just Cleo.

:

00:58:59,371 --> 00:59:00,681

I only want you.

:

00:59:01,411 --> 00:59:02,561

Mel: Yeah.

:

00:59:03,361 --> 00:59:05,621

Sabrina: And he's like, it

could be like this from now on.

:

00:59:05,631 --> 00:59:06,701

You could go straight.

:

00:59:06,751 --> 00:59:08,841

And she's like, sounds boring.

:

00:59:10,591 --> 00:59:11,061

he does, in

:

00:59:11,061 --> 00:59:15,146

fact, put his finger the multiple

:

00:59:15,626 --> 00:59:20,286

into her underwear and

starts fingering her.

:

00:59:20,346 --> 00:59:23,306

And he's like, does this

feel boring, sweetheart?

:

00:59:23,566 --> 00:59:25,366

I just love the term sweetheart.

:

00:59:25,961 --> 00:59:27,211

Like, it's so

:

00:59:27,211 --> 00:59:28,441

condescending coming

:

00:59:28,521 --> 00:59:29,461

Mel: twisted hole, too.

:

00:59:30,071 --> 00:59:31,121

Sabrina: mouth, but like,

:

00:59:31,121 --> 00:59:32,291

this is a right mouth.

:

00:59:32,901 --> 00:59:33,881

this, is a right mouth.

:

00:59:33,911 --> 00:59:35,011

Mel: this mouth is correct.

:

00:59:35,051 --> 00:59:35,441

Yeah.

:

00:59:36,065 --> 00:59:36,765

Sabrina: Oh my gosh!

:

00:59:37,255 --> 00:59:40,665

Well, then he says, We could spend

every day and night together.

:

00:59:40,685 --> 00:59:42,415

I can give you whatever you want.

:

00:59:42,435 --> 00:59:45,425

You won't have to steal a thing,

but if you need the rush, you

:

00:59:45,425 --> 00:59:47,295

can take everything I have.

:

00:59:47,335 --> 00:59:47,595

Just

:

00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:48,925

Mel: just stay

:

00:59:48,925 --> 00:59:49,965

with me.

:

00:59:50,015 --> 00:59:52,225

I have that exact thing

highlighted as well.

:

00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:56,545

And so then as he's fingering

her, he's being like, look at me.

:

00:59:56,855 --> 00:59:58,805

And she's saying like,

I'm close, I'm close.

:

00:59:58,805 --> 01:00:00,295

And he says, stay with me.

:

01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:00,915

He begged.

:

01:00:01,070 --> 01:00:01,670

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:06,885

Mel: He says his dick was painfully

hard and he wanted nothing more than to

:

01:00:06,885 --> 01:00:11,515

undo his pants and replace his fingers

with his shaft, but he needed an answer.

:

01:00:11,785 --> 01:00:17,118

He made himself a promise somewhere along

the way, that when he finally got inside

:

01:00:17,118 --> 01:00:20,248

Cleo again, he wanted it to be forever.

:

01:00:21,148 --> 01:00:21,248

Ah!

:

01:00:22,948 --> 01:00:24,733

Sabrina: fire

:

01:00:24,778 --> 01:00:27,943

Mel: the end of this, he's

begging her to stay with him.

:

01:00:28,233 --> 01:00:30,043

And then the fire alarm goes off.

:

01:00:31,713 --> 01:00:31,923

Sabrina: alarm!

:

01:00:32,173 --> 01:00:32,543

God

:

01:00:32,603 --> 01:00:33,353

damn it.

:

01:00:34,523 --> 01:00:37,267

So, he hands her back her

earpiece, because she took it

:

01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,117

out before she started, you know,

:

01:00:39,657 --> 01:00:40,107

getting ready

:

01:00:40,107 --> 01:00:42,025

for the the big get seduced.

:

01:00:42,117 --> 01:00:42,837

Mel: horny towns.

:

01:00:43,281 --> 01:00:43,703

Yeah.

:

01:00:43,823 --> 01:00:47,423

Sabrina: they get, walk downstairs, off

into another room, et cetera, et cetera,

:

01:00:47,629 --> 01:00:49,409

Mel: and then she uses this as an escape.

:

01:00:49,941 --> 01:00:53,533

Sabrina: yeah was leaving, she

caught one last glimpse of Robert,

:

01:00:53,543 --> 01:00:57,753

hands on his hips, his head bent as he

listened to the hotel manager speak.

:

01:00:58,133 --> 01:01:00,173

His hair was partially obscuring his face.

:

01:01:00,673 --> 01:01:02,393

She'd remember him like this forever.

:

01:01:02,923 --> 01:01:07,393

She thought sadly because she thinks

this is her last time ever seeing

:

01:01:07,393 --> 01:01:11,438

him because she's about to disappear

into the night and when she gets back

:

01:01:11,438 --> 01:01:14,578

to Alex, she's like, I want to quit.

:

01:01:14,898 --> 01:01:16,408

And Alex is like, what?

:

01:01:17,498 --> 01:01:18,478

I'm sorry.

:

01:01:18,848 --> 01:01:25,118

Like, she looks sad and just broken

and Cleo's like, yeah, I'm done.

:

01:01:25,718 --> 01:01:26,038

And then

:

01:01:26,038 --> 01:01:26,198

she

:

01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:31,138

starts laughing and she's like,

bitch, I love you, but I'm out.

:

01:01:31,498 --> 01:01:32,698

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:01:32,728 --> 01:01:33,548

Yeah.

:

01:01:34,248 --> 01:01:36,578

And this is like particularly

poignant because.

:

01:01:36,831 --> 01:01:40,381

She and her sister have basically been

on their own since they were younger.

:

01:01:41,076 --> 01:01:45,321

if I remember correctly, her mom died

and then her dad You know, sort of

:

01:01:46,081 --> 01:01:46,811

Sabrina: Yeah, and

:

01:01:46,861 --> 01:01:49,431

Mel: he didn't really

recover from it, right?

:

01:01:50,296 --> 01:01:51,026

Sabrina: basically,

:

01:01:51,026 --> 01:01:52,246

if I remember right.

:

01:01:52,521 --> 01:01:52,911

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:01:53,521 --> 01:01:57,861

So they started, they started

scamming as like children, as a team.

:

01:01:58,196 --> 01:02:00,816

Sabrina: yeah, she was like,

her sister was like nine and

:

01:02:01,201 --> 01:02:02,251

Mel: younger sister.

:

01:02:02,931 --> 01:02:03,321

Yeah,

:

01:02:03,356 --> 01:02:05,336

Sabrina: started a convenience

store, essentially.

:

01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:06,336

Mel: So

:

01:02:06,336 --> 01:02:06,726

now,

:

01:02:07,036 --> 01:02:12,842

New Year's Eve, it's two years later,

two weeks later, years would be a lot.

:

01:02:13,607 --> 01:02:14,247

Sabrina: yeah,

:

01:02:14,342 --> 01:02:15,062

Mel: New Year's Eve.

:

01:02:15,072 --> 01:02:15,852

It's two weeks

:

01:02:15,852 --> 01:02:16,422

later.

:

01:02:16,852 --> 01:02:17,242

Yep.

:

01:02:18,052 --> 01:02:20,662

And we're back in Kentucky.

:

01:02:21,192 --> 01:02:24,872

Where his office is, and he's like, I

think I'm just gonna sleep in my office.

:

01:02:24,872 --> 01:02:27,382

Like, there's no point in even

going home because of all the

:

01:02:27,382 --> 01:02:32,382

memories I have in my bedroom, and

the memories I have in my garage,

:

01:02:32,517 --> 01:02:35,197

Sabrina: was only there

for a few hours and like, I

:

01:02:35,197 --> 01:02:39,477

can, I can't even, she somehow

like infiltrated every room

:

01:02:39,477 --> 01:02:40,637

in the house and I can't

:

01:02:40,647 --> 01:02:40,817

be

:

01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:42,717

anywhere without thinking about her.

:

01:02:43,187 --> 01:02:44,427

And then he gets a call

:

01:02:44,997 --> 01:02:45,697

Mel: Oh my gosh.

:

01:02:45,697 --> 01:02:46,777

Wait, wait, wait.

:

01:02:46,857 --> 01:02:48,017

For the, yeah.

:

01:02:48,067 --> 01:02:48,587

Hold on.

:

01:02:48,607 --> 01:02:51,717

The, uh, the description is for the

past two weeks, he'd done everything he

:

01:02:51,717 --> 01:02:55,627

could to be away from home as much as

possible so he could avoid his bedroom.

:

01:02:56,157 --> 01:02:59,497

For six months, his bed had been

like a sanctuary to that one night

:

01:02:59,497 --> 01:03:05,857

with Cleo, but after Miami, it had

become a place of mental torture.

:

01:03:05,992 --> 01:03:07,402

Sabrina: Mental torture.

:

01:03:07,652 --> 01:03:10,602

So he lives in, like, a fancy

gated community where if they think

:

01:03:10,602 --> 01:03:14,312

that there is a break in, and then

there's no sign of a break in, they

:

01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,462

send one of the security guards

to, like, check things out, okay?

:

01:03:17,872 --> 01:03:19,382

So, he goes home.

:

01:03:19,442 --> 01:03:22,662

He's like, okay, I'll go home, check on

this, and then come back to the office.

:

01:03:23,652 --> 01:03:25,582

So, he does go inside the

:

01:03:25,582 --> 01:03:26,502

house, everything

:

01:03:26,502 --> 01:03:26,652

looks

:

01:03:26,792 --> 01:03:27,562

fine,

:

01:03:28,162 --> 01:03:30,162

Mel: but he has a weird

feeling in his tummy.

:

01:03:30,462 --> 01:03:30,902

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

01:03:31,502 --> 01:03:35,682

And then he goes to check the garage,

and he's like, Am I hallucinating?

:

01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:37,462

That's my car.

:

01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:37,962

And

:

01:03:37,962 --> 01:03:42,742

then he goes and touches

it, and the engine is

:

01:03:42,872 --> 01:03:43,572

still warm.

:

01:03:44,562 --> 01:03:46,542

and he's like, Everything's fine!

:

01:03:47,822 --> 01:03:48,452

Y'all have a good

:

01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:50,962

Mel: We're doing great over here.

:

01:03:51,882 --> 01:03:53,902

Goes up the stairs two at a time.

:

01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:55,702

Goes into his room.

:

01:03:56,352 --> 01:03:58,772

And she is sitting there.

:

01:03:59,392 --> 01:04:03,522

Naked and cross legged

in the middle of his bed.

:

01:04:04,432 --> 01:04:04,682

Sabrina: With n

:

01:04:05,212 --> 01:04:08,722

Mel: wig that matches

her lavender manicure.

:

01:04:09,302 --> 01:04:12,782

Sabrina: And she is

wearing his father's watch.

:

01:04:13,232 --> 01:04:13,722

Mel: Yes!

:

01:04:14,482 --> 01:04:15,052

Sabrina: That's it.

:

01:04:16,692 --> 01:04:16,721

And

:

01:04:16,721 --> 01:04:20,112

she says, Finally, I didn't

have time to turn your air

:

01:04:20,512 --> 01:04:20,912

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:04:21,082 --> 01:04:21,932

Sabrina: as fuck.

:

01:04:22,382 --> 01:04:23,532

Mel: Yeah, get over here.

:

01:04:24,332 --> 01:04:26,667

So he's trying to be

like What's happening?

:

01:04:26,667 --> 01:04:29,027

And he's circling the bed

being like, you're here.

:

01:04:29,517 --> 01:04:31,707

And she's like, yes, I am definitely here.

:

01:04:31,717 --> 01:04:33,077

And he's like, why though?

:

01:04:33,857 --> 01:04:37,027

And she says, I've got

a proposition for you.

:

01:04:37,297 --> 01:04:38,846

And then he says no.

:

01:04:38,877 --> 01:04:41,497

And then launches himself on top of her.

:

01:04:43,322 --> 01:04:45,352

And he's like, why are you here?

:

01:04:45,462 --> 01:04:47,471

She's like, I was trying to tell you.

:

01:04:47,922 --> 01:04:51,362

And then , she smiles

and he goes, don't smile.

:

01:04:51,672 --> 01:04:54,982

But he's thrusting on top

of her with each word.

:

01:04:55,052 --> 01:04:56,422

Don't smile.

:

01:04:57,422 --> 01:05:00,342

And then it says, why are you here again?

:

01:05:00,471 --> 01:05:02,662

And she says, don't you want me here?

:

01:05:02,952 --> 01:05:05,532

And he says, you left me.

:

01:05:05,962 --> 01:05:10,182

Robert's voice broke and his

eyes looked so sad and tired.

:

01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:12,265

smile faltered.

:

01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:17,695

And, oh my god, she says, can I trust you?

:

01:05:17,705 --> 01:05:19,225

And he's like, HILARIOUS!

:

01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:20,985

Can you trust me?

:

01:05:20,985 --> 01:05:21,825

HWAAH!

:

01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:25,180

So funny, and she's like,

well, I had to take care of my

:

01:05:25,180 --> 01:05:27,270

sister, but I'm retired now.

:

01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,450

And he says, when?

:

01:05:28,540 --> 01:05:29,940

And she says, two weeks ago.

:

01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:31,450

And he says, Miami?

:

01:05:31,860 --> 01:05:33,430

And she says, Miami.

:

01:05:34,820 --> 01:05:36,930

And then he's like, I think

you could leave at any point.

:

01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:39,950

Like what says that you're not going

to just like turn around and leave?

:

01:05:40,410 --> 01:05:43,860

And she says, I've never brought

anybody's property back to them.

:

01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:44,340

Like, it's a really weird feeling.

:

01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,830

Mmm.

:

01:05:45,865 --> 01:05:49,895

Sabrina: god, well, earlier she, it, we're

in her brain, and she goes, Cleo had never

:

01:05:49,895 --> 01:05:52,565

robbed a house in reverse, and it sucked.

:

01:05:52,645 --> 01:05:53,654

She couldn't imagine

:

01:05:53,835 --> 01:05:58,615

anything that was the exact opposite

of the rush she was looking for.

:

01:05:58,895 --> 01:06:02,225

But so it ends up with him asking

her, Will you stay with me?

:

01:06:02,235 --> 01:06:02,595

And she

:

01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:05,865

says, Yes, now ask me the other thing.

:

01:06:06,715 --> 01:06:10,154

And he says, How do you

want to be punished?

:

01:06:10,725 --> 01:06:13,455

And she's like, I don't

stay where I'm not wanted.

:

01:06:13,475 --> 01:06:15,115

I want you to make me stay.

:

01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:21,240

Make me want to stay and he's like have

you ever stayed put before and she's like

:

01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,640

Never

:

01:06:23,185 --> 01:06:23,855

Mel: Uh huh.

:

01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:27,220

Sabrina: neither have I

and then they start like

:

01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:30,700

Making out and grinding and he's

:

01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:32,050

like Whispering

:

01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:33,810

into her cheek and her neck.

:

01:06:33,810 --> 01:06:36,279

He's like, please stay with me

:

01:06:36,665 --> 01:06:37,265

Mel: yeah,

:

01:06:37,353 --> 01:06:37,875

Sabrina: hmm.

:

01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:38,398

Mm

:

01:06:38,645 --> 01:06:39,075

Mel: yeah.

:

01:06:39,115 --> 01:06:42,082

At another point, he's like,

so what are we going to do now?

:

01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:44,872

And she says, I heard you

were looking for a consultant.

:

01:06:45,412 --> 01:06:46,412

He says, I'm not.

:

01:06:47,062 --> 01:06:48,192

Her eyebrows lifted.

:

01:06:48,252 --> 01:06:48,971

You're not?

:

01:06:49,762 --> 01:06:50,622

He shook his head.

:

01:06:51,102 --> 01:06:52,792

A consultant is temporary.

:

01:06:53,002 --> 01:06:54,542

I need something more permanent.

:

01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:56,302

And then she's like, yeah?

:

01:06:58,442 --> 01:07:02,152

She says, I think that can be arranged

and then they do big, sexy times.

:

01:07:02,657 --> 01:07:03,337

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

01:07:03,337 --> 01:07:06,757

I, their banter though, this

whole book, we didn't talk

:

01:07:06,757 --> 01:07:08,537

a whole lot about it,

but it's like, so funny.

:

01:07:08,537 --> 01:07:11,537

Like, at one point, he's like, I

told you to speak nicely to me and

:

01:07:11,537 --> 01:07:12,846

I'd give you whatever you want.

:

01:07:12,857 --> 01:07:14,307

She's like, I was nice!

:

01:07:14,337 --> 01:07:15,487

I'm butt ass naked!

:

01:07:15,787 --> 01:07:17,887

How much nicer do I need to be?

:

01:07:17,887 --> 01:07:22,997

And He's like, basically, tell me

how you feel, like, tell me what

:

01:07:22,997 --> 01:07:25,096

you want, and she's like, Yes, Mr.

:

01:07:25,577 --> 01:07:25,867

Shimizu.

:

01:07:25,927 --> 01:07:26,057

I

:

01:07:26,057 --> 01:07:28,977

love the way your beard

feels against my skin, Mr.

:

01:07:28,977 --> 01:07:29,877

Shimizu.

:

01:07:29,877 --> 01:07:31,657

Please don't stop, Mr.

:

01:07:31,657 --> 01:07:32,527

Shimizu.

:

01:07:32,528 --> 01:07:34,507

And she's like, Asshole.

:

01:07:35,882 --> 01:07:37,412

Mel: And then he says, good girl.

:

01:07:37,782 --> 01:07:39,272

Now I know how to punish you.

:

01:07:39,532 --> 01:07:42,432

And it's by doing his

beard all over her nipples.

:

01:07:43,457 --> 01:07:48,287

Sabrina: Well, he does that and

then he jacks himself off on

:

01:07:48,297 --> 01:07:51,673

top of her while she's

begging for his cock.

:

01:07:51,882 --> 01:07:52,032

Mel: And

:

01:07:52,032 --> 01:07:54,482

she's like, don't you dare.

:

01:07:54,587 --> 01:07:56,657

Sabrina: You better fucking not.

:

01:07:57,082 --> 01:07:58,002

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:07:59,469 --> 01:08:00,059

Oh my

:

01:08:00,059 --> 01:08:00,719

God.

:

01:08:00,788 --> 01:08:01,089

It's

:

01:08:01,344 --> 01:08:01,504

Sabrina: so

:

01:08:01,504 --> 01:08:04,504

then they they do do the big sex

:

01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:05,874

and lots of it.

:

01:08:06,224 --> 01:08:11,094

All night, they're ringing in the

New Year, and then He says, you

:

01:08:11,124 --> 01:08:14,384

didn't ask me if you could come, and

she's like, you said I could steal

:

01:08:14,384 --> 01:08:16,264

from you if I needed the thrill.

:

01:08:16,783 --> 01:08:19,453

And he's like, I meant

my money or my cars.

:

01:08:19,484 --> 01:08:22,144

And she's like, pfft,

been there, done that.

:

01:08:25,908 --> 01:08:28,419

Well, and then, oh god, it was

just so cute, cause then she's

:

01:08:28,459 --> 01:08:30,879

like, Your security sucks, dude.

:

01:08:31,389 --> 01:08:32,879

Like, it is so bad.

:

01:08:32,889 --> 01:08:34,818

You didn't even change the garage opener.

:

01:08:34,818 --> 01:08:38,019

And he was like, I

wanted you to come back.

:

01:08:41,049 --> 01:08:43,009

Mel: He didn't want to

change it so that she would

:

01:08:43,019 --> 01:08:43,249

have

:

01:08:43,368 --> 01:08:44,219

Sabrina: Mm hmm.

:

01:08:45,609 --> 01:08:47,299

Mel: Oh my gosh.

:

01:08:47,669 --> 01:08:48,519

Sabrina: ever after.

:

01:08:48,549 --> 01:08:49,349

We meet some

:

01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:51,658

Mel: months later,

they're fucking married.

:

01:08:52,309 --> 01:08:58,349

And these three people from another book

are there to be like, Hey, do you know

:

01:08:58,349 --> 01:09:04,729

anything about this tall, thick, beautiful

black woman that we can see in these

:

01:09:04,729 --> 01:09:07,309

grainy surveillance videos robbing banks

:

01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:07,448

all

:

01:09:07,459 --> 01:09:08,169

over Europe?

:

01:09:08,349 --> 01:09:12,618

Sabrina: know for a fact he

saw those and he was like, Mmm,

:

01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:13,729

Mel: Oh, that's mine.

:

01:09:14,068 --> 01:09:14,629

Sabrina: bank.

:

01:09:14,738 --> 01:09:15,738

Mel: That's mine.

:

01:09:15,979 --> 01:09:16,738

Oh my God.

:

01:09:16,749 --> 01:09:18,019

You're so right.

:

01:09:18,429 --> 01:09:20,679

So then he's like, I have

no idea who that woman is.

:

01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:22,899

Hey, can you, can you send

in our new consultant?

:

01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:24,323

And so she walks in.

:

01:09:24,334 --> 01:09:26,613

She's in a, she's in a jumpsuit for Jesus.

:

01:09:26,644 --> 01:09:27,084

Okay.

:

01:09:27,084 --> 01:09:33,524

This thing is, this thing is tight

and it is a body con situation.

:

01:09:34,634 --> 01:09:34,993

Sabrina: what?

:

01:09:36,413 --> 01:09:36,924

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:09:37,004 --> 01:09:37,894

It's a serious,

:

01:09:38,363 --> 01:09:39,613

Sabrina: does that mean?

:

01:09:40,243 --> 01:09:41,544

Mel: Serious, sexy jumpsuit.

:

01:09:41,584 --> 01:09:41,984

It's like a

:

01:09:41,984 --> 01:09:43,054

fuck off salad.

:

01:09:43,193 --> 01:09:43,594

Yeah.

:

01:09:44,644 --> 01:09:44,724

A

:

01:09:44,724 --> 01:09:45,264

jumpsuit for,

:

01:09:45,334 --> 01:09:49,674

Jesus is very similar to a fuck off salad.

:

01:09:50,169 --> 01:09:55,749

It is something that's so serious, and

so, like, big and impressive, that if that

:

01:09:55,749 --> 01:09:57,969

salad told you to fuck off, you would.

:

01:09:58,719 --> 01:10:00,169

Same with a jumpsuit for Jesus.

:

01:10:00,169 --> 01:10:02,339

Anyway,

:

01:10:03,119 --> 01:10:04,399

Sabrina's very confused.

:

01:10:05,219 --> 01:10:07,329

Anyway, so he's like, do you,

do you know anything about this?

:

01:10:07,629 --> 01:10:11,029

And she very clearly looks at herself,

and she's like, nope, never seen her.

:

01:10:12,114 --> 01:10:13,664

Sabrina: mm hmm, mm hmm.

:

01:10:13,664 --> 01:10:13,874

So I

:

01:10:13,874 --> 01:10:17,864

do have, oh yeah, they

immediately recognize her.

:

01:10:17,874 --> 01:10:18,064

They're

:

01:10:18,064 --> 01:10:21,334

like, as they're leaving, they're

like, that's Definitely the

:

01:10:21,334 --> 01:10:23,764

woman in those photos, right?

:

01:10:23,864 --> 01:10:26,334

And they're all like, yeah, definitely.

:

01:10:26,784 --> 01:10:30,204

And like, one of the, one of the newbies,

I'm assuming the assistant, is like,

:

01:10:30,724 --> 01:10:32,244

well, like, so are we going to

:

01:10:32,244 --> 01:10:33,704

like, tattle on them?

:

01:10:34,354 --> 01:10:37,874

And they're all like, no, we're not.

:

01:10:38,604 --> 01:10:39,624

Cause like.

:

01:10:39,954 --> 01:10:41,904

We want him to owe us a favor,

:

01:10:42,364 --> 01:10:42,734

Mel: Mm hmm.

:

01:10:43,724 --> 01:10:44,304

Oh, it's so

:

01:10:44,304 --> 01:10:44,564

good.

:

01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,474

And did I mention they're married?

:

01:10:46,514 --> 01:10:47,254

Because they are.

:

01:10:47,284 --> 01:10:48,154

It's amazing.

:

01:10:48,714 --> 01:10:48,943

Uh, this

:

01:10:49,144 --> 01:10:49,354

book

:

01:10:49,364 --> 01:10:49,614

Sabrina: This was,

:

01:10:49,744 --> 01:10:50,484

Mel: a romp.

:

01:10:51,254 --> 01:10:55,176

Sabrina: this book was so horny.

:

01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:55,976

Like,

:

01:10:56,316 --> 01:11:00,076

cannot possibly express just how, like,

:

01:11:00,616 --> 01:11:01,046

our

:

01:11:01,076 --> 01:11:02,396

Mel: Horny town.

:

01:11:02,586 --> 01:11:03,876

Sabrina: not even,

:

01:11:04,516 --> 01:11:05,346

Mel: No.

:

01:11:05,716 --> 01:11:06,876

Sabrina: the surface, y'all.

:

01:11:07,046 --> 01:11:08,836

Mel: we said things out loud that

I've never said out loud on the

:

01:11:08,836 --> 01:11:12,116

podcast, including but not limited to,

:

01:11:12,864 --> 01:11:13,594

Sabrina: pussy juice?

:

01:11:13,999 --> 01:11:15,818

Mel: Also the squelchers, right?

:

01:11:16,299 --> 01:11:17,649

But, is that like a gusher?

:

01:11:18,609 --> 01:11:20,279

Like a squelcher is a

different type of gusher?

:

01:11:24,699 --> 01:11:32,169

Can we, can we send in a recommendation

to whatever company owns gushers?

:

01:11:35,849 --> 01:11:37,659

Sabrina: I don't think

you realize this is a

:

01:11:37,909 --> 01:11:38,079

Mel: a

:

01:11:38,129 --> 01:11:38,809

candy

:

01:11:38,949 --> 01:11:39,459

Sabrina: right?

:

01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:43,239

Like, it will not take lo you just

:

01:11:43,279 --> 01:11:46,419

wait until there's a transcription

of this episode, and then

:

01:11:46,419 --> 01:11:46,589

when

:

01:11:46,589 --> 01:11:47,549

people Google

:

01:11:47,549 --> 01:11:51,039

squelcher, whatever company

:

01:11:51,419 --> 01:11:51,839

sells

:

01:11:51,919 --> 01:11:52,599

Mel: come up.

:

01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:58,394

Sabrina: is gonna fuckin be

like Oh no, we fucked up.

:

01:12:00,099 --> 01:12:03,909

Mel: Or they'll have an amazing

idea and make a gazillion dollars.

:

01:12:04,089 --> 01:12:04,939

Sabrina.

:

01:12:05,009 --> 01:12:05,709

Okay.

:

01:12:06,144 --> 01:12:09,534

Sabrina: is not Melody's cunt thrust

:

01:12:09,549 --> 01:12:10,279

Mel: ideas.

:

01:12:10,474 --> 01:12:15,594

Sabrina: the fuck that thing was,

like, What was your reindeer thing?

:

01:12:16,139 --> 01:12:17,169

Mel: cunt punch extravaganza.

:

01:12:18,024 --> 01:12:18,914

Sabrina: Yep, this

:

01:12:18,914 --> 01:12:19,954

is not that.

:

01:12:21,144 --> 01:12:23,454

You know what, frankly, frankly, I think

:

01:12:23,499 --> 01:12:23,729

Mel: Yeah,

:

01:12:23,824 --> 01:12:26,104

Sabrina: squelcher idea

will make you more money.

:

01:12:26,344 --> 01:12:27,504

Which is shocking.

:

01:12:28,049 --> 01:12:28,309

Mel: nope.

:

01:12:30,729 --> 01:12:31,429

How dare you?

:

01:12:31,749 --> 01:12:36,639

I'm gonna serve squelchers at my

Christmastime cunt punch extravaganza.

:

01:12:37,689 --> 01:12:38,589

That's gonna be,

:

01:12:41,789 --> 01:12:43,199

that's gonna be at the snack bar.

:

01:12:44,699 --> 01:12:44,929

Squelchers!

:

01:12:48,909 --> 01:12:49,669

Sabrina: So, I

:

01:12:49,839 --> 01:12:54,999

did in fact take I did in fact take

that a very different way when you

:

01:12:54,999 --> 01:12:57,369

said he'd be serving squelchers at

:

01:12:57,689 --> 01:12:59,689

this cunt patch of traffic handset.

:

01:13:00,329 --> 01:13:05,369

And I was like, you want to

talk about a 4D experience?

:

01:13:06,599 --> 01:13:07,509

Wow.

:

01:13:07,939 --> 01:13:08,799

Okay.

:

01:13:08,949 --> 01:13:09,439

Alright,

:

01:13:09,439 --> 01:13:09,568

let's

:

01:13:09,589 --> 01:13:10,619

fucking get it.

:

01:13:10,659 --> 01:13:11,479

Mel: a snack.

:

01:13:11,669 --> 01:13:15,269

It's gonna come out of a

tube, just like a gusher, and

:

01:13:15,269 --> 01:13:15,369

it's

:

01:13:15,409 --> 01:13:15,999

Sabrina: Mmm.

:

01:13:16,269 --> 01:13:17,049

Whoa.

:

01:13:18,369 --> 01:13:21,519

What fucking gushers

are you eating that it

:

01:13:21,619 --> 01:13:22,759

Mel: Is that not what a gusher is?

:

01:13:23,509 --> 01:13:23,729

Am I

:

01:13:23,739 --> 01:13:25,009

thinking of like a go gurt?

:

01:13:25,509 --> 01:13:25,689

Sabrina: Gurt?

:

01:13:26,499 --> 01:13:27,609

Mel: Wait, what's a gusher?

:

01:13:28,167 --> 01:13:29,537

Are gushers the thing you bite into?

:

01:13:30,037 --> 01:13:30,277

That's an even

:

01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:31,387

better squelcher!

:

01:13:31,937 --> 01:13:39,567

Sabrina: This is more horrifying

Like, you couldn't believe I didn't

:

01:13:39,567 --> 01:13:45,317

know what an Orange Julius was, and

now you don't know what a GUSHER is?

:

01:13:45,317 --> 01:13:51,237

You just made a whole five minute

bit about GUSHERS, and you don't

:

01:13:51,237 --> 01:13:52,267

even know what a GUSHER is?

:

01:13:52,967 --> 01:13:53,877

Mel: I thought I did!

:

01:13:53,917 --> 01:13:58,967

Sabrina: fuckin fruit candies with like,

the inside is like, liquid fruitiness.

:

01:13:59,667 --> 01:14:00,647

Mel: Yeah, that's an

even better squelcher.

:

01:14:00,647 --> 01:14:02,617

It squelches even more

:

01:14:02,747 --> 01:14:03,867

than a go gurt would.

:

01:14:04,047 --> 01:14:04,737

Sabrina: about gogurts.

:

01:14:06,167 --> 01:14:08,827

Do you know how much

more horrifying this is?

:

01:14:10,227 --> 01:14:11,267

Thinking it's a gogurt?

:

01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:14,858

Mel: well, it would be more of

a projectile experience, yeah.

:

01:14:18,118 --> 01:14:20,553

Sabrina: You know gogurt is yogurt, right?

:

01:14:20,796 --> 01:14:21,326

Mel: I've never had a

:

01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:21,806

go gurt,

:

01:14:22,021 --> 01:14:22,588

but that's my

:

01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:23,698

understanding.

:

01:14:23,873 --> 01:14:25,460

Sabrina: Well, it's it's yogurt.

:

01:14:25,550 --> 01:14:26,870

It's it's yogurt.

:

01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:27,370

But like,

:

01:14:27,370 --> 01:14:28,550

you literally could

:

01:14:28,550 --> 01:14:31,985

not make A more direct

:

01:14:32,965 --> 01:14:37,075

correlation to just, like, Finley

:

01:14:37,075 --> 01:14:39,375

Fenn levels of jizz.

:

01:14:39,915 --> 01:14:40,425

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:14:40,445 --> 01:14:41,295

Buckets of cum.

:

01:14:41,545 --> 01:14:42,165

Yeah.

:

01:14:43,585 --> 01:14:45,315

Sabrina: cause it's gonna be THICC.

:

01:14:46,285 --> 01:14:47,568

Mel: Oh, that honey cum is thick.

:

01:14:47,627 --> 01:14:50,487

Sabrina: it's also gonna

be fake blueberry flavored.

:

01:14:51,557 --> 01:14:54,527

Mel: That's, that's really where Sabrina's

:

01:14:54,687 --> 01:14:55,107

final

:

01:14:55,107 --> 01:14:55,697

line is.

:

01:14:55,947 --> 01:14:59,047

Sabrina: Yeah, I don't have a

problem with the thick cum, it's

:

01:14:59,047 --> 01:15:02,847

the fact that it To be clear, I'm

fine with peppermint flavored cum.

:

01:15:03,256 --> 01:15:06,780

I'm fine with pumpkin flavored cum.

:

01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:10,730

If you haven't read Leila Faye,

go read Leila Faye, my friends.

:

01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:11,665

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:15:11,865 --> 01:15:12,885

Sabrina: I'm fine with that,

:

01:15:12,885 --> 01:15:14,375

but it's the fake blueberry.

:

01:15:14,415 --> 01:15:16,895

I can't do, I can't do the fake blueberry.

:

01:15:18,265 --> 01:15:19,195

That's a travesty.

:

01:15:19,195 --> 01:15:20,675

That's painful, right?

:

01:15:20,675 --> 01:15:21,605

Like, that's bad.

:

01:15:21,885 --> 01:15:22,825

That hurts me.

:

01:15:23,255 --> 01:15:33,960

On a level, I'd rather go through the cunt

punch extravaganza than suck blueberry

:

01:15:33,970 --> 01:15:43,405

flavored yogurt cum out of somebody's

penis tube, or their vulva hole.

:

01:15:43,445 --> 01:15:44,465

You know what I mean?

:

01:15:44,535 --> 01:15:45,085

Like,

:

01:15:46,195 --> 01:15:50,025

Mel: Man, remember, like, we

are the poshest podcasters.

:

01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:51,845

We really are.

:

01:15:52,755 --> 01:15:54,375

Sabrina: is this, is this enough proof?

:

01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:54,815

I haven't

:

01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:55,475

heard from anyone.

:

01:15:55,485 --> 01:15:57,455

I don't even think that

episode is out yet.

:

01:15:58,095 --> 01:16:02,575

But like, I, this is a great example

of shit that you could send me.

:

01:16:03,782 --> 01:16:09,462

I do ask for receipts on Melody being

polite and posh from podcasts, so,

:

01:16:09,572 --> 01:16:10,012

Mel: Yeah,

:

01:16:10,450 --> 01:16:10,842

Sabrina: yeah.

:

01:16:11,012 --> 01:16:12,892

Mel: we're super posh and you know,

:

01:16:12,893 --> 01:16:13,225

that

:

01:16:13,225 --> 01:16:14,223

all started with

:

01:16:14,223 --> 01:16:14,555

me.

:

01:16:14,555 --> 01:16:14,887

Well

:

01:16:15,022 --> 01:16:15,672

Sabrina: claimed

:

01:16:15,885 --> 01:16:16,882

Mel: know what a

:

01:16:17,112 --> 01:16:20,272

Sabrina: that I'm posh or polite.

:

01:16:20,434 --> 01:16:26,611

Or if I had, if I did, I was lying, Do

:

01:16:26,651 --> 01:16:27,131

you?

:

01:16:27,392 --> 01:16:29,436

Mel: I'm a lot more

excited about squelchers.

:

01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:31,321

Sabrina: I am still not

:

01:16:31,722 --> 01:16:33,756

Mel: I

:

01:16:34,236 --> 01:16:34,256

do!

:

01:16:35,256 --> 01:16:37,755

It's a gummy you bite into

and it squirts liquid.

:

01:16:37,765 --> 01:16:38,855

That's what a gusher is.

:

01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:39,665

I

:

01:16:39,675 --> 01:16:40,275

think that's even

:

01:16:40,275 --> 01:16:40,425

more

:

01:16:40,990 --> 01:16:43,040

Sabrina: Liquid is a generous term.

:

01:16:43,195 --> 01:16:44,125

But yeah,

:

01:16:44,295 --> 01:16:44,665

Mel: Squelchers!

:

01:16:45,175 --> 01:16:47,575

Sabrina: that's why it

made sense to me, but I

:

01:16:47,684 --> 01:16:47,975

Mel: Can we

:

01:16:48,934 --> 01:16:54,335

Sabrina: what a Anyway,

:

01:16:54,365 --> 01:16:57,335

Mel: glad we're on the same page now,

so we can go into product development.

:

01:16:57,425 --> 01:16:58,934

Sabrina: is all you,

:

01:16:59,275 --> 01:16:59,665

Mel: Anyway,

:

01:16:59,890 --> 01:17:02,264

Sabrina

:

01:17:02,264 --> 01:17:03,554

Sabrina, what's your lady

:

01:17:03,554 --> 01:17:03,794

love?

:

01:17:04,044 --> 01:17:07,290

Sabrina: I remembered what it was

until this gusher conversation, I

:

01:17:07,555 --> 01:17:09,066

Mel: Now is it Gushers?

:

01:17:09,224 --> 01:17:12,144

Sabrina: think it's being an adult

and being able to buy what I want

:

01:17:12,144 --> 01:17:14,984

with my money, which means that,

yes, sometimes I do come home with

:

01:17:14,984 --> 01:17:16,854

a 40 pack of gushers when I go to

:

01:17:16,854 --> 01:17:17,484

the store,

:

01:17:17,824 --> 01:17:19,354

and I just eat gushers for, like, weeks.

:

01:17:20,109 --> 01:17:20,609

Mel: Yeah.

:

01:17:20,879 --> 01:17:21,659

I love that.

:

01:17:21,814 --> 01:17:22,764

Sabrina: like, fruit roll ups.

:

01:17:22,773 --> 01:17:25,315

All the stuff that,

like, well, I don't know.

:

01:17:25,615 --> 01:17:28,965

Did you all grow up where you

could just have Gushers and fruit

:

01:17:28,975 --> 01:17:30,075

roll ups whenever you wanted?

:

01:17:30,075 --> 01:17:30,395

Because I

:

01:17:30,405 --> 01:17:30,805

didn't.

:

01:17:31,325 --> 01:17:32,255

That was a treat.

:

01:17:33,145 --> 01:17:33,684

And that

:

01:17:33,684 --> 01:17:34,865

was that was a treat.

:

01:17:35,225 --> 01:17:40,133

And so, I do, in fact, really,

really, my lady love is, being

:

01:17:40,133 --> 01:17:41,773

in control of my own finances.

:

01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,923

It's also my anti

:

01:17:42,933 --> 01:17:45,782

lady love, because sometimes

I really need somebody else.

:

01:17:46,518 --> 01:17:46,918

To take

:

01:17:46,918 --> 01:17:47,088

over,

:

01:17:47,628 --> 01:17:48,870

Mel: Sometimes we go feral.

:

01:17:49,038 --> 01:17:49,508

Sabrina: Yeah.

:

01:17:49,891 --> 01:17:51,071

So that's my lady love.

:

01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:52,561

Mel: love that.

:

01:17:52,981 --> 01:17:57,711

My lady love was going to be

Anna Hwang's Twisted Hole.

:

01:17:58,013 --> 01:17:58,873

being in it.

:

01:17:59,474 --> 01:17:59,754

But I

:

01:17:59,754 --> 01:18:00,904

already talked about that.

:

01:18:01,874 --> 01:18:03,344

Sabrina: don't like that

:

01:18:04,384 --> 01:18:05,773

terminology.

:

01:18:06,054 --> 01:18:07,693

Mel: I can't say anything

:

01:18:07,764 --> 01:18:08,184

right

:

01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:09,594

Sabrina: can't, not tonight.

:

01:18:09,714 --> 01:18:13,464

You, you have, you,

you, you took that right

:

01:18:14,404 --> 01:18:14,834

Mel: Uh huh.

:

01:18:14,854 --> 01:18:18,654

Sabrina: the gushers and the squelchers

and then you threw it in the trash.

:

01:18:19,184 --> 01:18:19,914

You ripped that

:

01:18:19,914 --> 01:18:20,754

puppy up.

:

01:18:20,824 --> 01:18:20,984

I

:

01:18:21,254 --> 01:18:21,934

Mel: a good idea.

:

01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:27,674

Sabrina: legitimately, though,

when you said, Anna Huang's

:

01:18:27,724 --> 01:18:29,284

twisted hole, I was like,

:

01:18:30,204 --> 01:18:33,496

Mel: Well, she's just

Hwang wrote the Twisted

:

01:18:33,716 --> 01:18:34,576

Sabrina: I get it now.

:

01:18:34,606 --> 01:18:35,436

I understand, but

:

01:18:35,436 --> 01:18:35,746

it did

:

01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:36,796

Mel: hole.

:

01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:37,276

I

:

01:18:37,316 --> 01:18:38,096

went down the rabbit

:

01:18:38,436 --> 01:18:42,876

Sabrina: we just spent like 10

minutes talking about unexpectedly.

:

01:18:43,191 --> 01:18:47,671

Unbeknownst to me, gogurt cum, okay?

:

01:18:48,431 --> 01:18:49,661

The term twisted

:

01:18:49,661 --> 01:18:53,201

hole, for you it was.

:

01:18:54,226 --> 01:18:55,106

Mel: Oh, just for a minute.

:

01:18:55,211 --> 01:18:56,711

Sabrina: That's why I said unbe

:

01:18:56,712 --> 01:18:58,421

A minute?

:

01:19:00,811 --> 01:19:05,451

the fuck kind of neurodivergent

time blindness is that?

:

01:19:05,931 --> 01:19:06,851

A minute?

:

01:19:07,741 --> 01:19:07,771

That

:

01:19:11,706 --> 01:19:12,216

Mel: Wow!

:

01:19:13,796 --> 01:19:14,436

Submarine!

:

01:19:14,471 --> 01:19:15,811

Sabrina: a minute, my friend.

:

01:19:16,174 --> 01:19:18,871

I'm neurospicy and I'm time blind as fuck.

:

01:19:18,921 --> 01:19:22,931

I'm If I'm calling you

out on it, it's bad, okay?

:

01:19:23,286 --> 01:19:24,036

Mel: Yeah, you're right.

:

01:19:24,146 --> 01:19:24,896

Yeah, you're right.

:

01:19:25,936 --> 01:19:26,406

Okay.

:

01:19:27,016 --> 01:19:27,516

Sabrina: Oh.

:

01:19:27,566 --> 01:19:32,746

Mel: already talked about how much I've

enjoyed my rabbit hole into the Twisted

:

01:19:32,756 --> 01:19:38,456

series, which might also be referred to

as being in Anna Hwang's Twisted hole.

:

01:19:38,476 --> 01:19:42,065

I see why now, I see

it, I will retract it.

:

01:19:43,035 --> 01:19:45,055

So instead, what?

:

01:19:45,055 --> 01:19:46,155

Yeah!

:

01:19:46,155 --> 01:19:48,355

You're being

:

01:19:48,865 --> 01:19:50,085

Sabrina: upset for no reason?

:

01:19:53,235 --> 01:19:53,755

Alright.

:

01:19:55,615 --> 01:19:55,655

Mel: picky!

:

01:19:56,415 --> 01:19:57,725

Sabrina: I was not being picky.

:

01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:03,735

If they're not If they're I love

:

01:20:04,115 --> 01:20:07,035

Mel: Just call me Jessica

Hare, you know what I mean?

:

01:20:07,035 --> 01:20:08,445

Woo!

:

01:20:08,495 --> 01:20:08,915

Sabrina: Hmm.

:

01:20:09,957 --> 01:20:11,337

Mel: so my actual lady love Cough.

:

01:20:12,257 --> 01:20:12,267

Goddammit.

:

01:20:12,267 --> 01:20:18,166

I can't believe I had to

say it again to see it.

:

01:20:18,197 --> 01:20:18,827

Oh boy.

:

01:20:19,207 --> 01:20:21,797

Sabrina: We, between the two of

us, we've said it out loud no

:

01:20:21,797 --> 01:20:23,916

less than like six or seven times.

:

01:20:24,897 --> 01:20:26,157

Mel: Anna Huang, I'm sorry.

:

01:20:26,437 --> 01:20:27,267

You're great.

:

01:20:27,357 --> 01:20:27,777

Sabrina: no.

:

01:20:28,197 --> 01:20:28,377

Don't

:

01:20:28,377 --> 01:20:28,987

apologize.

:

01:20:29,007 --> 01:20:31,617

I've been talking about Eloisa

James hole for like two months.

:

01:20:31,997 --> 01:20:32,666

Mel: That's true.

:

01:20:32,737 --> 01:20:33,347

That's true.

:

01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:35,644

Sabrina: Yours was quality over quantity.

:

01:20:35,754 --> 01:20:36,084

Right?

:

01:20:36,134 --> 01:20:36,943

Your turn Your phrase

:

01:20:37,094 --> 01:20:37,714

Mel: yeah.

:

01:20:37,904 --> 01:20:38,294

Sabrina: yeah.

:

01:20:38,624 --> 01:20:39,023

Mm hmm.

:

01:20:39,023 --> 01:20:39,364

Do

:

01:20:39,654 --> 01:20:41,214

Mel: So, instead.

:

01:20:41,443 --> 01:20:48,384

my lady love, is knock off candy

cane peppermint Oreos from Aldi.

:

01:20:48,634 --> 01:20:53,773

They're the Benton's Oreos that are

Oreos except the filling is actual

:

01:20:53,784 --> 01:21:00,704

filling with the crunchy tiny little

specks of peppermint candy cane in there.

:

01:21:01,084 --> 01:21:02,134

Candy Cane Oreos.

:

01:21:02,214 --> 01:21:03,994

Turns out, they're the best.

:

01:21:04,334 --> 01:21:05,414

Especially if they're knockoffs.

:

01:21:05,704 --> 01:21:08,784

And so they're like, a dollar ninety

nine, instead of five ninety nine.

:

01:21:10,044 --> 01:21:10,564

Sabrina: I

:

01:21:10,693 --> 01:21:12,504

fully support this lady

:

01:21:12,874 --> 01:21:14,424

Mel: Hahahahahahaahahahahaha!

:

01:21:14,904 --> 01:21:18,334

Sabrina: only things that apparently I've

supported that has left her mouth and leg.

:

01:21:19,204 --> 01:21:22,574

episodes, because I have

been an asshole to You

:

01:21:22,784 --> 01:21:24,654

Mel: You have not

:

01:21:25,139 --> 01:21:26,846

Sabrina: but that sounds amazing.

:

01:21:26,886 --> 01:21:27,636

And like,

:

01:21:28,066 --> 01:21:28,396

I'm

:

01:21:28,529 --> 01:21:29,050

Mel: Do you not have

:

01:21:29,175 --> 01:21:29,925

Sabrina: it out there.

:

01:21:30,656 --> 01:21:34,956

I would not be sad if one

thing of that just showed

:

01:21:35,126 --> 01:21:36,106

Mel: Is something showed up

:

01:21:36,106 --> 01:21:36,316

at your

:

01:21:36,316 --> 01:21:36,806

door?

:

01:21:37,116 --> 01:21:38,496

Sabrina: in my, in my mailbox.

:

01:21:38,496 --> 01:21:38,886

Yeah,

:

01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:39,466

Mel: You know what?

:

01:21:39,786 --> 01:21:41,996

I have to re send you that

other thing I tried to send

:

01:21:41,996 --> 01:21:43,006

you and apparently didn't show

:

01:21:43,006 --> 01:21:43,656

up at your house?

:

01:21:44,118 --> 01:21:46,808

So, I will include one of those next time.

:

01:21:47,284 --> 01:21:47,834

Alright,

:

01:21:47,984 --> 01:21:49,214

keep being a badass!

:

01:21:49,922 --> 01:21:50,122

Sabrina: and

:

01:21:50,122 --> 01:21:51,352

love yourself.

:

01:21:51,527 --> 01:21:51,837

Mel: yourself.

:

01:21:51,837 --> 01:21:54,967

as much as you love just

biting into a squelcher.

:

01:21:55,415 --> 01:21:56,315

Mm

:

01:21:57,130 --> 01:21:58,080

Sabrina: Don't cosign this.

:

01:22:00,341 --> 01:22:02,914

Love yourself as much as you love.

:

01:22:04,690 --> 01:22:05,460

I can't think of it.

:

01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:07,040

Anything else now?

:

01:22:07,110 --> 01:22:08,260

I

:

01:22:08,705 --> 01:22:09,345

Mel: hole.

:

01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:11,150

Sabrina: No, my God.

:

01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:11,790

Oh,

:

01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:14,535

Mel: I

:

01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:16,590

Sabrina: so many funny tangent

:

01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:17,830

Tangential

:

01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:18,420

moments.

:

01:22:18,815 --> 01:22:21,275

Mel: other funny thing we've

said other than squelchers.

:

01:22:21,905 --> 01:22:23,315

That's all I can think of.

:

01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,390

Sabrina: 20 minutes laughing at the

:

01:22:25,390 --> 01:22:28,580

beginning of this episode

for reasons that are just

:

01:22:28,895 --> 01:22:29,280

They don't

:

01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:29,720

exist

:

01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:30,280

anymore.

:

01:22:30,545 --> 01:22:31,275

Mel: in my mind.

:

01:22:31,525 --> 01:22:32,725

No, they're gone.

:

01:22:32,936 --> 01:22:33,356

Sabrina: You know what?

:

01:22:33,356 --> 01:22:33,776

Fuck it.

:

01:22:34,096 --> 01:22:35,076

Love yourself as much

:

01:22:35,076 --> 01:22:37,936

as you love showin him

:

01:22:37,956 --> 01:22:39,876

the tiniest little bit of cum left in your

:

01:22:39,876 --> 01:22:42,286

mouth before you guzzle that puppy down.

:

01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:43,031

Mel: Wow.

:

01:22:44,086 --> 01:22:45,366

Sabrina: Ha, that's a bold one.

:

01:22:46,771 --> 01:22:48,321

Mel: It's just show and tell time.

:

01:22:48,411 --> 01:22:48,521

I

:

01:22:48,521 --> 01:22:48,921

think.

:

01:22:49,071 --> 01:22:49,405

Sabrina: what?

:

01:22:49,909 --> 01:22:53,566

Love yourself as much as you love

:

01:22:53,806 --> 01:22:53,916

Mel: Oh,

:

01:22:54,211 --> 01:22:55,531

Sabrina: honey slicked petals.

:

01:22:56,735 --> 01:22:57,475

Mel: okay.

:

01:22:57,475 --> 01:22:57,905

All right.

:

01:22:57,905 --> 01:23:00,005

Love yourself more than that.

:

01:23:00,045 --> 01:23:00,375

Okay.

:

01:23:00,425 --> 01:23:04,085

See you

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Heaving Bosoms
A Romance Novel Podcast
Melody Carlisle and Sabrina Bradley love romance and they do it out loud! Every Monday, these long-distance best friends recap romance novels from a comedic, intersectional feminist, sex-positive perspective.
If you're itching for a BFF book club or just love raucous slumber party vibes, this is the show for you! Whether you've read the book or not, all are welcome! Giggling, tangents, and sincere joy abound.
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